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Warren Ellis » How To See The Future (via ultralaser)
#oh my god everything about this article is hitting me where I live #forsake manufactured normalacy and look at how extraordinary the world is right now #there are six people living in space and we can /print/ organs and control satilites with apps #”Voyager 1 is more than 11 billion miles away and it’s run off 64K of computing power and an eight-track tape deck” #the internet itself is a goddamn miracle in the making in that humanity—vast swathes of otherwise unconnected humanity—gets together #to watch cat videos and talk about television and laugh at each other’s jokes #if the world isn’t thrilling you YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION #god #I’m all #yeah (via notbecauseofvictories)
Don’t forget the fact that two robots on another planet have Twitter accounts and people here on Earth can follow them and their discoveries. Astronaut Col. Chris Hadfield—my favorite Canadian—has a Tumblr and posted images from space so that we could see what he was seeing. We can watch videos of galaxies merging on YouTube. And we are making so many scientific discoveries that there’s actually a blog called World Science Festival that details discoveries made each WEEK.
Yes, the world is still fucked up in any number of ways, and the problems need to be fixed. But the world’s also amazing.
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taking public transit to a con like
i wonder how many ponytails i can put in my hair
25
i can put 25 ponytails in my hair
the-boy-with-the-kaiju-tattoos:
a girl should always carry tampons because they can be used as a ward against immature boys
simply present one and watch the look of horror on his face as he is forced backwards
build a wall of tampons and no boy can cross
they will not summon the courage to breach the cotton wall
girl power
A BARRICADE OF TAMPONS
VIVA LE MENSTRUATION
Liberté, Egalité, Ovarié
Still stuck in 2014
People are already lighting off fireworks. Calm your noodles. We still have an hour.
AND IT’S 2015!! Where are the dragons that i was promised?
Sorry but Australians already hunted them all. I hear they were delicouse from my uncle
God dammit Australia
“what’s worse? getting kicked in the balls or childbirth? i guess no one will ever know haha”
as a cis male i feel like i should say getting a kick in my baloney pony would not hurt as much as having my VAGINA STRETCHED OPEN AND FORCING A TINY HUMAN THROUGH IT WHY IS THIS EVEN AN ARGUMENT HAVE YOU SEEN A PERSON IN CHILDBIRTH YOU CHICKEN FRIED FUCK
A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.
Every single one.
THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
READ THIS
REBLOG THIS AND NEVER EVER FORGET IT
There is just something so satisfying about watching Christian Kane punch people on television.
gay couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
straight couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
why are you passionately making out in public please stop
imagine spock going back to vulcan to be honored with an award for scientific excellency or whatever
and even though its an award ceremony its still very solemn theres no clapping or cheering when people come on stage
finally its spocks turn and as he bows to the high priest and straightens up to receive his medal he hears a REALLY LOUD whistle from the audience
and he turns around and jims in the middle of all these stone faced vulcans like
I basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
my catchphrase
may 2015 be filled with canon OTPs, successful tumblr posts, and good wifi.
