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dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
avocado’s number
NO.
One of my favorite puns.
I DONT THINK YOU GET IT
IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER
SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY
GROW A SET AND TELL HER
no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me pretty and I still remember it to this day like whenever I think I’m ugly I’m like well at least that one guy that one time thought I was pretty
WARNING THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS CATCALLING OR SAYING “HEY SEXY”, ETC.
THAT MAKES YOU A DBAG
dear people who walk up two steps at a time on the stairs: what do you need to prove
i didnt expect this post to gain any notes but i am enjoying the tags im seeing on this
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like
to tell or not to tell
This is me on so many levels.
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”
what about a book of all the lies people have told you
Oh how the tables have tabled
Tables have tabled
I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.
Christ on a bike!
i cAN’T BRHREATEH
hOW DID THEY MAKE THIS MOVIE
it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes after 20 years. its weird
So someone I know does woodwork in his spare time… and he showed me this yesterday:
It’s a map of Middle Earth. That he carved onto a table. Himself. In 60-ish hours (or, as he initially put it, “3 Harry Potter audiobooks”)
Just look at the detail…
And the effort that went into this.
Nerd level: Master and Commander.
There is no word in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this AWESOMENESS
rifa:
All these mermaid posts are fantastic and all, but you know what other half human creature I’d like to see?
Centaurs.
Chubby pony centaurs.
Big buff Clydesdale centaurs.
Graceful deer bodied centaurs.
African centaurs with zebra or antelope bodies.
Native American centaurs with Appaloosa and pinto horse bodies.
Centaurs!
I did the thing.
Gonna do a full-size upload laterIm screaming
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT!
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me
a-timelord-girl-who-shadow-hunts:
i love bjs in the morning
OH COME ON IF YOU DIDN’T MEAN IT SEXUALLY YOU WOULD’VE CALLED IT B&Js LET’S ALL BE SERIOUS HERE
still doesnt warrant being called a whore
^THIS TIMES A 1000
“what’s a queen without her king?” well, historically, better
also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.
HISTORY
A Queen and her
fuck boyconsort.
“what’s a queen without her king?” well, historically, better
also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.
HISTORY
A Queen and her
fuck boyconsort.
It is honestly really fucking gross.
Rowling’s never asked for credits or cookies for Dumbledore being gay or this kid being Jewish. Someone asked her a question, she gave them an answer. She answers a lot of questions. And hell, it’s not just this. People get pissed at her for revealing any info. “New backstory on Umbridge? Omg she’s so desperate for attention.” Funny that other authors can release compendiums, appendixes, etc. of additional information, and it’s awesome, but when Rowling does the same damn thing in the form of twitter, book tours, and Pottermore, it’s awful of her.
Yeah the media plays it up like she made this HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT but these tumblr users, who claim to be socially aware, should know that the media often portrays things oddly so it’s best to go to the source. And it’s not like HP is ongoing either. It’s not like Steven Moffat who said that River Song was bisexual and then made a biphobic excuse as to why he couldn’t add it into the actual show in future episodes.
Rowling just answered a couple of fan questions. She’s never made an excuse. She’s never done anything to draw over the top attention to it. That just happens because of her fame. She’s never used it as a response when someone asks about diversity in the books themselves (i.e. ‘why aren’t there more gay characters?’ ‘oh well Dumbledore is gay’). She has never done that.
That she thinks this ‘counts’ and that she’s asking for pats on the backs is 100% baseless.
@jk-rowling my wife said there are no Jews at Hogwarts. I’m a Jew so I assume she said it to be the only magical 1 in the family. Thoughts?
@benjaminroffman Anthony Goldstein, Ravenclaw, Jewish wizard.
She later clarifies that there are other Jewish students, but Anthony is the one she knows best since he’s one of the ‘original forty’ students she created; aka Harry’s year (Judaism isn’t a huge religion in the UK btw, it averaging out to around one in every two hundred people). Wow. Such arrogance. Such reaching for representation points. Not just answering a question quickly and simply.
If you want to talk about lack of representation in Harry Potter, that’s totally fine and it’s a legitimate discussion. But the entire “ROWLING EXPECTS PROPS AND CREDIT FOR STUFF SHE SAYS AFTER THE BOOKS” is completely without merit.
Tumblr hates successful women, news at eleven.
If you think Ron didn’t recite or reference Ginny’s first valentine to Harry in his best man speech at their wedding you’re wrong.
You can bet your ass Ginny took the microphone away from him and finished the poem from memory.
Wouldn’t be surprised if Harry joined in, tbh.
