Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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“beauty and the beast” where beauty’s dad comes home with the rose and is like oh shit oh shit this terrible monster says i have to come live with him forever because i picked his favorite flower and beauty just goes fuck that and puts on her pants and marches down to the…
Me: alright I’m totally gonna be evil this time
*makes one evil choice*
Me: oh my god oh my god oh mY GOD I’M SO SORRY THAT WAS SO MEAN IM A HORRIBLE PERSON MY MOTHER DID NOT RAISE ME LIKE THIS SHE’D BE SO DISAPPOINTED
*restarts game*
Repost if school has caused:
Anxiety
Depression
Suicidal thoughts
Social anxiety
Eating disorders
Self harm
Stress
Dean: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: No, but I broke a nail climbing out of hell.
Dean: …
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themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:
Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
where is it
reblog to the moon and back
american sex education be like
UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE
thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:
My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.
One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”
god bless your soul
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing
I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[LOUD GUITAR]
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
THE CHAIR! GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!
i’m bored while doing my latin homework i am this close to translating the opening monologue to star trek into classical latin someone stop me quick
caelum. finito terminalis. is cursus est de commissi navistella….
spoiler from 2015: still no equality
Yea Idk when certain African Americans will proceed to learn that not all Caucasian Americans are racist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
you know what? I left this really vague because it can apply to so many things (women’s rights, gay rights, trans rights, poc rights…), and your racist ass decided to pull a #notallwhites on me, like why do you even feel the need to defend yourself if you’ve done nothing wrong?
shoutout to everyone who puts up with my insanely varied interests (◡‿◡✿)
shoutout to the followers who have never spoken to me but stay (✿◠‿◠)
shoutout to the people I talk to every day and often rant to emotionally (◕‿◕✿)
shoutout to the people who I sometimes go weeks without talking to but then can message out of the blue and still adore just as much (✿☺‿☺)
shoutout to you (♥‿♥)
you’re wonderful
What if Australia actually exists
Fuck I meant America
ATLANTA I MEANT ATLANTA
Don’t you mean Atlantis?
YES THANK YOU ATLANTIS
You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean colour is like
a pigment of your imagination.
YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
Huehuehue
“can men and women really be just friends??” straight people are so weird
It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
[[bi-lociraptor screech in the background, the hunt has begun]]
I know I already reblogged this but this version has dinosaurs
protect all of the young girls who’s bodies developed quickly and who appear to be older than they are. remember that these girls are still children and their mature physical appearance is not a reflection of their emotional maturity.
PLEASE FUCKING PROTECT THEM THAT WAS ME
protect them so men won’t catcall them at the age of nine
Protect them, please. That was me growing up and it still is my younger sister.
tcfkag replied to your post: anonymous asked:i was wondering i…
Darcy is one of those characters I literally just ship with everyone. Like almost every pairing I see I’m just like “sure, totally here for this.”
Darcy Lewis may very well be the greatest gift the…
i remember when i first found out people in movies didnt shoot the scenes in order i felt betrayed
Some of y’all mother fuckers on here are beyond needing Jesus, we’re gonna have to go all the way back to Norse Mythology to find the specific pagan God that will fix your shit.
