Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk
What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the frick
IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA
was trying to speak german today.
accidentally used several spanish words.
proceeded to curse.
in french.
whoops.
Someone once asked me if I spoke Chinese, in German, and I responded Sí un poco.
shout out to all of you for getting confused over the different languages you speak while I’m only kind of sure of where to put commas
HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS
- WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
- REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.
((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))
1. plug your nose
2. say sneep snoptry saying ‘boopedeedoop’ in a really deep, manly voice
Try and say bubbles in the angriest voice you can
the last one will work I promise you
- Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
- Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
- Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat.
- Never again do anything you don’t want to do.
that’s damn good advice
No, I’m serious, if women all got together and went into electrical engineering or automotive repair en masse, then ten years later people would be talking about how it was a “soft field” and it would pay proportionately less than other fields.
Likewise, if men moved en masse…
James Potter would have been so in awe of Ginny Weasley
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?
i have been waiting for this post my whole life
“no man will consider you an equal.”
that’s true. peggy carter is not your equal, she’s your superior.
You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.
100%
200%
What is a black tumblr?
Someone who’s black or supports black people and their human rights. it literally says that in the description. “You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.”
“How much money does college cost in America?”
Ok, so, a friend of a friend was at some fancy schmancy party in NY, and she was getting majorly creeped on by two older guys- they had her basically cornered and she was getting really uncomfortable. So, she scans the room, and who does she see but motherfucking Aziz Ansari. She…
You’re NOT a fake fan if:
•You don’t know all the lyrics to all the songs
•You don’t know where they are in the world 24/7
•You’ve only just discovered them
•You like other bands too
•You found them through another band
•You don’t know the exact school their third cousin went to in 2002You ARE a fake fan if
•You accuse anybody of being a fake fan for these reasons.
You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.
