I’m watching the Age of Ultron trailer again and noticed that there are two brunettes at Stark Tower during the Avengers’ party. One I know is Maria Hill, but who is the second? Jane Foster? Oh god, please let it be Darcy.
when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face
she said “here’s your party hat”
and i was already trippin balls so I said
“yaAAY paaaarty”
and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug
i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope
Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve
Friendly reminder that Jemma Simmons never saw Fitz at his “worst”. He got worse after Simmons left, according to Coulson, and we can assume fake!Simmons didn’t show up until real!Simmons was gone. So for all we know, what we see as progress for Fitz at the moment might look like backtracking to Jemma. He very well could be acting worse at the moment than he did when she last saw him.
- super loyal
- always wants to do the right thing but doesn’t always know what the right thing is
- is cute as fuck
- self sacrificing
- bad at flirting
- has a generally adorable personality
- is a shit liar
am i talking about steve rogers or jemma simmons
you will never know
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:
So i was snapchatting with a friend…
when i remembered that my mom was going to take me out somewhere
this… this wasnt supposed to get notes…
stop reblogging my mistakes
why is this back i thought it died
- so i’m just saying…
- iron man: in 4 movies, has a series
- thor: in 3 movies, has a series
- captain america: in 3 movies, has a series
- hulk: in 2 movies, series in the works
- coulson: in 4 movies, has a tv show
- maria hill: in 2 movies, 2 episodes, no series
- black widow: in 3 movies, no series
- do you see a fucking problem?
- because i see a fucking problem
- i’m not asking for a lot
- just one fucking movie
- with a female protagonist
- why
- the
- fuck
- won’t
- you
- give
- me
- this
If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating?
If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?
I’ll reblog this every time.
well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad
eteo:
i think the two most important rules of fandom are
- don’t judge the fandom by the fan
- don’t judge the fan by the fandom
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
i skip breakfast because it makes me nauseated to eat so early in the morning.
Omg im not the only one?? I physically cannot eat in the morning without that gross feeling in my gut
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
If I was taken to build a bear on a date and got to make a stuffed animal I’d literally cry tears of happiness
if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”
I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE FUCKING PSYCHOS” and I kind of just looked at my mom like point proven.
things girls do that I love:
- offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
- scratch each others back
- say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
- compliment each other’s eyebrows
- that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly
- throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up
favorite personality traits of steve rogers:
- don’t tell me what to do
- fuck your rules
- no seriously, your rules are pointless and i’m ignoring them
- fuck your bullshit
- double dog dare me
- lets fucking jump off this building!!!!!
- i’m annoyed at…
Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.
#if you don’t then you’re the white ppl other white ppl are wtfing at