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November 2014

Nov 20, 2014 238,021 notes

edwardsheight:

envysnightmare:

giraffesketches:

andysar:

duchesslyssie:

izayas-dick:

arsetalia:

Edward was only 12 when he became a state alchemist, what are you doing with your life

well I have both arms so I think I’m doing pretty good

and my sibling remains in their own body so that’s a plus for me

I’m tall

my mom isn’t dead

My dad lives with me

my house remains unburnt and intact

Nov 20, 2014 196,807 notes

benepla:

this is a post for every person w gender issues ever

  • one day you’ll find the pronouns and name and clothing and niche that fits u comfortably
  • until then,and whether you have or haven’t, you’re a lovely lovely person and you deserve happiness
  • there’s nothing wrong with you
  • and nothin’ wrong with experimenting
  • and nothing wrong with changing your mind
  • and people love u
  • and u love people
  • and i hope the world is good to you because you deserve it
Nov 20, 2014 47,667 notes
“Femininity is depicted as weakness, the sapping of strength, yet masculinity is so fragile that apparently even the slightest brush with the feminine destroys it.”—

Gwen Sharp

(via cclbaldwin)

Nov 20, 2014 116,618 notes

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

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#reference #important shit #VERY IMPORTANT #useful shit
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#better than antianxiety meds #actually though
If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

askthefemaleeren:

like-an-icy-blast:

reachfortheflowers:

anigrrrl2:

askthefemaleeren:

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

As the straight daughter of a gay man, it sickens me that some people will keep scrolling. 

As a straight girl with a basic understanding of equality and love, it also sickens me that people will keep scrolling.

As a straight Christian woman, I pray that people will not scroll past this. Love, not judge.

I’m re-reblogging for that last one.

Nov 20, 2014 1,802,530 notes
#YEEEEEEEES #extreme props for the last one
What's the pacer test? D:

oh god.

The pacer is a test in gym class/PE that brings a shiver of despair down the spine of any unfortunate soul who has gone through it before. And it’s usually done at least once a year. 

Students line up on one side of the gym, eyeing nervously the painted line before the opposite wall that will decide their fate. The teacher hits play on the stereo and a cheery woman’s voice echoes through the gymnasium. fuck that woman’s happy demeanor. She explains the rules as the kids wait anxiously. Get to the other line before the beep plays. Simple enough, right?

“Ready? Begin!” she calls, and the gut wrenching ‘beep!’ plays after.

The kids awkwardly half jog to the other line, with about 3 or 4 seconds before the next beep. Each time the horrendous noise plays they run back and forth to the lines. “Level one, complete” she says, as to pat you on the back for what little victory you’ve achieved.

Not bad, the kids think. But then comes level 2. level 3. With each interval the time between the beeps shorten, and you’re running as fast as you can to the other line. Your foot hits it, you pivot, the beep plays, youre running again. Your lungs burn, your throat is sore, your heart is on the verge of an attack. No rest. No mercy.

A girl is the first to crawl over to the instructor, defeated. Seeing one has fallen, other students begin to follow since “at least theyre not the first ones out”. Clutching their chests they bail out of the test. One girls crying. You can’t tell if the boy on the gym floor is alive or not. Three kids left for the water fountain and still havent made it back. 

And then, the fallen sit there, watching the myths, the legends, the kids who have made it past 100 laps. 120. 150. When they finally collapse a cheer erupts from the students. Theyre heroes.

But the excitement only lasts for so long as the next round of nervous kids line up, who opted to go in the second wave and prolong their torture. The womans voice kicks back up. The beep plays. The cycle continues. 

Nov 20, 2014 318,174 notes
As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

fuckablenerdstuff:

nudityandnerdery:

speakerwiggin:

zohbugg:

Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

Making toast:

Getting things off high shelves:

Making coffee:

Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

I don’t know how I survived life without it.

No comment necessary.

You are my hero.

after more than a year… I need to reblog it again. Because.

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elidyce:

androgynistic:

is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”? 

I nominate ‘I’m eggshell fine’. Currently whole but easily crushed again.

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#adler

thepastryalchemist:

ed-ships-larry:

lousontiptoes:

raise your hand if you’ve ever been disgusted by your own fandom…

if you don’t raise your hand, chances are you’re the one your fandom is disgusted with

Nov 18, 2014 641,755 notes
#*hand flies through ceiling*
  • Gaston: I only wished to save her
  • Maleficent: I only wished to be invited to the party
  • Scar: I only wished to improve relations between the races
  • Captain Hook: I only wished to teach the boy a responsibility-
  • Ursula: I only wished to give the people a voice
  • Captain Hook: -so he wouldn't end up like me
  • Cruella De Vil: I only wished to have a coat made out of puppies.
  • Jafar: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
  • Gaston: THAT'S HORRIBLE
  • Maleficent: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
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A thing happened on campus

hi-nu-roly:

shady-brain-farm:

So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.

oh dear god

Nov 18, 2014 618,563 notes
  • me 90% of the time: media is subjective, everybody has different tastes, we watch movies and shows for different reasons and get different things about them
  • me when someone says they didn't like Pacific Rim: Ummmm, wow, okay, what the hell? Who made you a movie expert? Did you go to movie school? What, you think you can do better? I can't even talk to you anymore. This is unacceptable. Please love yourself
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#i have a photoset problem #in other news #all of this is 200000000000000% accurate
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#i have a photoset problem #in other news #i get excruciating cramps and plow right the fuck on because what else am i gonna do #someone asked me to describe it and i offered to shove a knife into their lower back to demonstrate #his look of horror is something i cherish #not gonna lie
  • me when i'm driving and i pass a car: jesus fucking christ finALLY the speed limit on this road is forty-goddamn-five wake the fuck up and drive you are a hazard why hasn't your license revoked i s2g
  • me when i'm driving and a car passes me: whoa there friend we are all merely travelers on the road of life plz take a deep breath it's not a race and you're not on fire it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
Nov 17, 2014 269,532 notes
#THIS is called 'actor-observer bias' #which basically means that when you're doing it it's justified and when someone else is doing it they're a moron/reckless/a dickhead #don't feel too guilty #the vast vast vast majority of humanity does it in one form or another #this has been a psych crash course with words-writ-in-starlight

mishapocalypsesurvivor:

sammysnotokay:

thevulcantimelord:

ask-supernatural-angels:

tumblgheadovrheels4u:

kilisbeard:

askluciferthelightbringer:

itsjustcheeseandbread:

soft satan

sad satan

little ball of rage

sassy satan

sammy satan

why did you kill gabe

:(

crying

Soft Cas,

Sad Cas,

Giving Dean a call.

External image

Hungry Cas,

Clueless Cas,

External image

Watch your family fall.


 

IT GOT WORSE HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

Soft Sammy

Sad Sammy

Hiding All That Pain

Happy Sammy

Sleepy Sammy

Watch Him Go Insane

It just got worse.

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youruffledmyruffalo:

once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby

and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,

“wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?”

until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.” 

Nov 17, 2014 204,125 notes
To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

kyrafic:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

….. I evidently have an allcaps problem.

Nov 17, 2014 480,578 notes
#'i see no reason why i should judge you for disagreeing with my beliefs' #also now i can do a shit ton of medical stuff #WHAT IS THIS SHIT #'just in case you didn't read the marriage license when you signed' #why are you so attractive #how about FUCK THAT NOISE #lookit! #because dean's music is FUCKING AWESOME #NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR BEING THIS PERSON
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#yeeeeeeeeeees #please #pleasepleaseplease
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#in which milennials save the planet #because who else is going to say 'yeah i'll climb into a giant robot and risk my life fighting giant monsters sounds like a good time'
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the members of an orchestra
  • violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
  • violins II: why do we always get the boring parts
  • flutes: we're so lonely
  • piccolo: lol fk your ears
  • french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
  • oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
  • violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
  • trumpets: wats 'p'
  • trombones: wats quiet
  • cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
  • bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
  • clarinet: *squeaks*
  • timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
  • bass clarinet: lol where am i
  • tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
  • harp: im just a more sophisticated piano
  • piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
  • english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
  • basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
  • cornets: trumpet wannabe
  • cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
  • saxophones: i never get a good part until a jazzy piece is performed which is never
  • xylophones: am i meant to be here?
  • triangles:
  • bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL
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#story time #hilarious shit
“It takes years as a woman to unlearn what you have been taught to be sorry for.”—Amy Poehler, in Yes Please  (via femme-and-furious)
Nov 17, 2014 621,479 notes
“The first time he calls you holy,
you laugh it back so hard your sides hurt.
The second time,
you moan gospel around his fingers
between your teeth.
He has always surprised
you into surprising yourself.
Because he’s an angel hiding his halo
behind his back and
nothing has ever felt so filthy
as plucking the wings from his shoulders—
undressing his softness
one feather at a time.
God, if you’re out there,
if you’re listening,
he fucks like a seraphim,
and there’s no part of scripture
that ever prepared you for his hands.
Hands that map a communion
in the cradle of your hips.
Hands that kiss hymns up your sides.
He confesses how long he’s looked
for a place to worship and,
oh,
you put him on his knees.
When he sinks to the floor and moans
like he can’t help himself,
you wonder if the other angels
fell so sweet.
He says his prayers between your thighs
and you dig your heels into the base of his spine
until he blushes the color of your filthy tongue.
You will ruin him and he will thank you;
he will say please.
No damnation ever looked as cozy as this,
but you fit over his hips like they
were made for you.
You fit, you fit, you fit.
On top of him, you are an ancient god
that only he remembers and he
offers up his skin.
And you take it.
Who knew sacrifice was so profane?
And once you’ve taught him how to hold
your throat in one hand
and your heart in the other,
you will have forgotten every other word,
except his name.”
—PROFANE, by Ashe Vernon  (via whiskyandoldspice)
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#actually some beautiful shit
How to Grow the Fuck Up: Guides to Lifecthulhu-with-a-fez.tumblr.com

howtogrowthefuckup:

I know it can be a nightmare to dig through our tags and see all those asks and not the guides. So here is a handy-dandy list of all our “official” posts (plus a list of relevant asks at the end).

Apartments/Houses/Moving

  • Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1:…
Nov 17, 2014 481,529 notes
#the most useful shit #literally ever #important shit #VERY IMPORTANT #useful shit #SO USEFUL THOUGH #how to grow the fuck up #reference #the more you know #the more you fucking know

twistedviper:

missmeaganlouise:

You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:

“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)

Nov 17, 2014 409,825 notes
#there is is #it's sad #because the actual legit point of christianity is like 95% 'don't be a dick' #and 5% 'believe in god but if you don't and you're not a dick then you're pretty solid #whenever people ask me if I believe everyone who's not christian is going to hell #i say something like 'if jesus asked for forgiveness for the people who stuck him on a cross to die' #'i see no reason why i should judge you for disagreeing with my beliefs' #don't be a dick #important shit
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