Parts of Australia are supposed to be so hot over the next few days that weather charts had to have new colours added to visually show how fucking hot it will be
WE’RE ALL GOING TO BURN
I FEEL LIKE IM LOOKING INTO THE EYE OF DEATH
NOT COOL AUSTRALIA. NOT COOL.
50 FUCKIN 4 DEGREES
BY THE WAY 54 DEGREES IS 129.2 F
Are you guys okay over there??
do people actually live in that purple area
How awkward would it have been if the Weasley twins stole Faux-Moody’s flask thinking it was top shelf firewhiskey
They pour out shots and drink them at the same time and a couple minutes later they’re like “Holy shit, we’re identical!” Followed by “Okay but we should probably report this.”
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
Some people must experience the world in a more exciting way than I do
Confidence is not ‘they will like me’
Confidence is ‘I’ll be fine if they don’t’
”—things everyone should know (via itsstuckyinmyhead)Conceited
- “I look better than you.”
- “You should look more like me.”
Confidence
- “I look good.”
- “I’m not ugly.”
- “I love myself.”
- I am cute.”
- “I’m beautiful.”
Just some examples of the difference between being conceited and being confident. Get those shit straight.
Just imagine if dragons replaced birds. I mean small annoying dragons flying around towns and beaches stealing your food, big exotic dragons living in remote places, friendly dragons, fierce dragons, fLIGHTLESS DRAGONS, dragons in zoos dragons in the wild i just dRAGONS
a band called Imagine Birds
wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels:
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more
He’s 22 now
Shout out to all the janitors that clean public bathrooms. Seriously thank you. You make going to public bathrooms a little more bearable when it’s clean. You’re all under appreciated heroes.
Earlier this month a guy at my school got caught with weed and was expelled. A week ago a guy raped a girl during school hours on school property and all he got was a warning.
this needs more awareness
This happened at my school too. My principle spent two hours trying to convince me to tell the cops it was my friend (the victim)s fault.
If your child comes to you and says that they are a boy not a girl, you didn’t lose a daughter. You gained a son.
If your child comes to you and says that they are a girl not a boy, you didn’t lose a son. You gained a daughter.
That’s the reality of the situation. Grow up and deal with it. Don’t punish your child for being who they are.
And also? Daughter, son, all of the above, or none of the above, you’ve gained a deeper understanding and closer relationship with your child. That is a fucking gift. They don’t owe you shit about their identity, if they feel like they can’t tell you they’re allowed to feel that way, but they gave you that trust and that truth.
Cherish it.
Cherish them.
What will happen:
sex
What won’t happen:
safe sex
What will happen:
abortion
What won’t happen:
safe abortions
Can’t put it much more simply than that.
#TRUTH
so my friend had top surgery and
You know who would have never believed that Sirius could be a traitor even if he was unaware of the change in secret keepers? An incredibly dead James who was sleeping beneath the snow before he was 23
WHO GAVE YOU THE FUCKING RIGHT?
#I’M SO CONFUSED BY HOW 95% OF YOU GOT HERE#OR RATHER STAYED HEREanon or not.
adam young is autistic you know the owl city guy is autistic remember that
Why is this important? At all?
for young autistic kids who feel like they will never be popular or successful? so that they know that there is hope for them? jesus christ who shit in your sandwich