Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
i was checking out who was on my blog and
whY
ARE YOU
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
i have been informed that this is hawaii
This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful
So Fifty Shades of Grey is being advertised on bus stops and other public areas where children can see it but lord forbid if you depict a healthy gay relationship in any form of media that children might not even see because it’ll be warping kids
bro, I bought a LAUNDRY DETERGENT with a 50SoG ad on it….what is the world??
#heterosexual abuse is more acceptable than homosexual love and that’s a problem (via walrus-queen)
tumblr is a 100% functional website improved with each update
there is no war in ba sing se
These are not the droids you’re looking for.
CAN WE MAKE THIS TEXT POST FAMOUS
SURE
im grateful to anyone that still wants to be my friend after getting to know me
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.
u know those artists who draw beautiful art of ur otp
and you’re just like
im so blessed to have u ship my otp
Guys I think bing has self-esteem issues </3
I think Yahoo! has the same problem :(
this is probably why
google you fucking narcissist
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
*waves hands helplessly* kelvin
Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.
“no man will consider you an equal.”
that’s true. peggy carter is not your equal, she’s your superior.
DAMN RIGHT
- Having a Beginning
- Having an Ending
- But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
- HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
- WHAT IS A PLOT
- WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
- WHAT IS WRITING
And most importantly:
- HOW DO I TITLE
FRIENDS
my blog is a total clusterfuck of fandoms, bad humor, text posts and personal shit i dont understand how people manage to tolerate it i applaud you
s-tu:
the pitch of someone’s voice is not an indicator of their gender, goodbye
yeah it is, dummy. everyone knows theres only 4 genders, alto, tener, soprano, and bass.
please stop baritone erasure
ok but what’s the deal with mezzo sopranos? like are you a soprano or an alto? pick a side.
Don’t counter-tenors just lack a strong bass figure in their life?
pretty much every vegetable you hated as a little kid would taste better if you roasted it with salt and olive oil instead of boiling it
The truth shall set you free
also sometimes if you just try it again with an adult palate because this is also a developmental issue little children are far more sensitive to bitter and metallic flavors it’s an evolutionary defense against poison
reblogging for science and culinary advice.
so uh
it seems the venezuelan government is trying to pull a north korea on us by starting to block certain web sites
like twitter and other news sites
they fucked up so bad while doing it the entire country’s internet service went down today
is this fucked up enough for people outside to care or
