Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

dontkillbirds:

peanut-caravan:

protip: if u can’t imagine urself dropping the mic after the final sentence of ur essay, ur conclusion needs to be stronger

SHIT THOUGH THIS IS REALLY GOOD ADVICE?

this website is full of 16-year-old children who take themselves very, very seriously and 20-somethings who cannot navigate adulthood if their lives depended on it 

gummysharksundae:

Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.

mxcleod:

Instead of having a new spiderman movie let’s have a new spiderwoman movie with scarlett johansson and have it be called “black widow”.

drkarayua:

glutenfreewaffles:

glutenfreewaffles:

remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

how  many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc

it’s always the leaves oh my god

kanrose:

kanrose:

STUFF TO NOT EVER DO: tell a person with depression/anxiety/eating disorder that their illness makes YOU suffer
never ever do this please this is the worst fucking thing you could ever tell someone who is sick

I got anon hate for this post, keep reblogging it

the-wicked-winchester:

dammit-cas-i-hit-post-limit:

Before I started watching SPN I kept seeing posts about someone “still in Hell,” and I kept seeing the expression “Team Free Will”

I thought Adam’s name was Will.

I thought a big part of SPN was the boys trying to save him

I laughed as hard as Satan.

30seccondstosuperlock:

Do you ever just want to watch a fanfic

bewaretheslaughteredlamb:

drakeisi:

cornputer:

When high school teachers tell you, “In college they don’t let you have a notecard, you have to memorize everything,” or “teachers throw away your homework if you don’t put your name on it and they DON’T accept late work.” It’s all bullshit. It’s all fucking bullshit.

Wait, how are they supposed to grade it if it doesn’t have a name on it?

they grade it and then ask whose it is in class.

Really though.

And my best friend turned in a paper seven weeks late (yes, that’s right, almost two months) with no explanation, and got an A.

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

tragafuegos:

wtfel:

DONT DINE AND DASH

YOUR WAITER/WAITRESS HAS TO PAY FOR IT OUT OF THEIR TIPS SO ITS NOT A CUTESY DARE THAT HAS NO CONSEQUENCE

SERIOUSLY FUCK PEOPLE WHO DO THIS

But know this, if you’re a server in California and your boss tells you to pay up for the meal someone did not pay for, it is against California Labor Law!!!

YOUR BOSS CANNOT TELL YOU TO PAY FOR SOMETHING THAT WAS STOLEN OR MISSING IN ANY RETAIL OR RESTAURANT POSITION IN CALIFORNIA, GOT IT? COOL.

coolxfilesmom:

*likes your personal post that i don’t fully understand or have context for just so you know i’m listening and i care about you*

bunny-banana:

Hello, I’m auditioning for Archduke Franz Ferdinand and I will be singing Hit Me With Your Best Shot

perogays:

a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy 

aesthetically-pleasingg:

simonsjumpers:

chresmomancy:

unclefather:

kouha:

ive gone like 18 years without knowing that hot chocolate and hot cocoa are different things….

i’m 20 years old and this is new to me

what’s the difference though

Hot Chocolate= Milk
Cocoa= Water

well shit

hijabby:

patricksass:

People say the British are nice and polite but I think they’re forgetting that we once hated a British Prime Minister so much that upon her death the entire country got “Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead” to Number 2 in the charts the British may not be as forward as some other countries but holy shit can we fuck you up

I’m pretty sure every colonized country already knows that yall evil as fuck but whatever

radical-as-fuhk:

my first boyfriend said bisexuality wasn’t real so i broke up with him and dated his twin sister

sasoriathepokemonmaster:

There should be a day where girls wear chest binders for a whole day and the guys have no clue so they’ll just appear at work or school and suddenly they’ll notice that no girl has breasts. Even better if the girls act completely normal and when asked about breasts they’ll say “what are breasts?”. Watch the guys go into panic and then insanity. 

seiya234:

boatsxheauxs:

gingerbreadtraphouse:

thaunderground:

I nominate msjwilly as new Daily Show host

all those that agree say “I”

I!

All opposed say “nay.”
*crickets*

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE