Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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Guys, but what about politically active vampires.
“Bitch I’ve been fighting for this shit for 200 fucking years, you think you know more than me?”
“I’ve been with my wife for 173 years and we’re ruining marriage?”
"This was bullshit when I was born and it’s just as bullshit now.”
Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
“I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?”
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
When the weather man said there’d be 6-8 inches of snow i wasn’t expecting this much, but that’s prolly bc I’m so used to guys lying about what 6-8 inches actually is
*spits drink*
best penis joke of 2014.. so far.. makes me damn proud
Did you say 6-8 inches of Snow?
There’s no joy like getting to close all the windows and tabs of research you had open once you’re finally done with a paper.
try doing a google search for “ferguson censorship”
seems pretty standard, ok
how about yahoo (the company that owns tumblr?)
yeah this is totally a fucking coincidence lol
we see you, staff
reblog this
ruvy:
I think that people forget that condoms protect you from more than just pregnancy.
And there is no morning after pill for HIV.
ACTUALLY THERE IS.
It’s called post exposure prophylaxis.
I’m all in for those ships where one is really cute and looks so innocent but can cut your neck if you piss them off and the other seems all rough and tragic past and all but it’s a big cute puppy who will follow the other to the ends of the earth.
In 49 I repeat FORTY FUCKING NINE states you can kill a trans person and use the “trans panic defense” as your reason for fucking killing someone like me and IT ACTUALLY WORKS. My life is nothing as long as the person who killed me was scared enough to fucking murder me.
Who should really be the scared one here?
Marriage equality is great and all but FUCKAND THIS MOSTLY AFFECTS BLACK TRANS WOMEN.
SAY IT WITH ME NOW.
BLACK TRANS WOMEN.
j0ye:
It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.
THIS IS VERY RELEVANT
psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw one ‘fuck’ in for every three words that leave my mouth it’s shocking
I’m just laughing at this so hard because like what is that conversation like.
“Can I snap his neck?"
"Star Trek has changed you.”
(via literal-punk-trash)
idk why police officers being monitored to make sure they’re performing their duties ethically and within legal parameters is such a controversial topic because if I recall they’re a fan of using the whole “if you’ve got nothing to hide you’ve got nothing to fear” shtick to justify harassing civilians it’s almost like they’re full of bullshit
I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!
MARVEL WOMEN ASSEMBLE
80615 strong so far!
WE BROKE 90 THOUSAND!!!
174,911 MARVEL WOMEN! WE ARE LEGION!
KEEP THIS GOING, LADIES, WE’VE GOT A POINT TO PROVE.
do other people pronounce “your” and “ur” differently in their head or is that just me
Hey I just found this website, looks like it provides a whole host of livestreams from ferguson, please signal boost this, don’t just watch the posts on your dash, don’t get it from the news, get it from the source
does anyone else suddenly get hit with flashes of dialogue or scenery or characterization that would be perfect to use if you actually had a plot you could incorporate it into
All the fucking time.
i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like
well this is fucking stupid
is this a reaction or an example
yes
There is a song about that.
Furious angel. Rob Dougan.
Parts were used as music in a little film made by some trans woman you might have heard of.
It was called the matrix.
I don’t think I’ve heard of it.
Small budget, independent film?
CASUAL REMINDER THAT ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS SCI FI TRILOGIES EVER WAS CREATED BY A TRANS WOMAN <3
