Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???
*narrows eyes*
As I said before give 1 of 2 responses:
1) Smile and shake you head and point to nothing, “Oh no, he doesn’t like pizza.” Then close the door.
2) Wide eyes and whisper in a scared voice. “You can see her too.”IT GOT BETTER
1538. One day, Jewish muggleborns explain to the house elves why they aren’t eating bread products during Passover, and the following morning there’s a selection of kosher for Passover foods just for them.
if the heavens ever did speak
she’s the last true mouthpiece
every sunday’s getting more bleak
a fresh poison each weekunrealitycw have a Super Gay version of take me to church
Actual quote from Ferguson “law enforcement” officer and 35-year police veteran, Dan Page. But hey, let’s keep focusing on all those unreasonable “looters and rioters” (via staininyourbrain)
Boosting BC we can’t forget about Ferguson. We can’t lose momentum.
(via smallrevolutionary)
of December.
Guys, I have been waiting to post this since LAST YEAR you have no idea how happy this makes me right now okay
EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.
- A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY
- A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING
- A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME
- YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY
AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS. UNTIL, SAY, AUGUST 2015. A FULL YEAR. LONG ENOUGH, RIGHT?
LET’S DO THIS THING.
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
have i ever told you
how important
are steve
and bucky
in their army uniforms?
very important
so very very important
“i’m a superwholock but i can recognize that there are problems with the show and actors”
“what the fuck? shut up the shows are perfect!!! jensen and jared are perfect angels!!!”
“I KNOW HOW TO KILL YOU AND HIDE THE BODY AND WELL THROW IT IN A BLACK HOLE!!! ILL SEND DEMONS TO UR HOUSE ASSHOLE”
I love when you meet someone and you just click. You know you’re supposed to be friends or lovers or something. You just know the universe said “you two, yeah you, don’t leave each other’s side okay?”. Here’s to meeting awesome new people and forming amazing new bonds.
I will never forget the time I worked at Panera and charged a woman an extra 10 cents for getting her coffee in a mug rather than a small cup (that was our rule at the time) and a week later she stormed in and said, “So I called your corporate offices to get you fired for overcharging me for coffee, and do you know what they said? They said you were following company policy! They refused to do anything about it! Can you believe how rude they were to me?”
“Oh dear,” I said.
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
what if we were like sea cucumbers and eviscerated when we were scared
At least it would prove to whoever was scaring us that we had guts.
Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?
GUYS SERIOUSLY
G U Y S
we could have had a singing career.
People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.
