Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
Who Look Like They Could Be Time Travelers. You will be amazed by how close they resemble people from the past.
They’re time-lords. I’m convinced. The Leonardo DiCaprio one is hilarious :D
That gif is the best gif ever you could use that as a reaction to like everything
have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?
i have so many questions
this is another one of those posts where you just sit back and open tag viewer
We have a winner
Don’t you dare tell me we have a winner
AND LET’S NOT FORGET MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE:
Thor is so distressed over the death of his brother Baldr that he drop kicks an unsuspecting dwarf into Baldr’s funeral pyre.
Fucking hilarious is what that is
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
so i brought a cardboard cutout of barack obama to class today
he was even my lab partner
no one really said anything…
i think we all just needed a little change
Is it me or do literally all highschool labs look the same.
every
single
oneI wasn’t going to reblog until the picture loaded and I totally thought I was my high school science lab
oh cool you like your parents? name three of their songs
“clean dat fuckin room up”
“what dem grades lookin like” (feat. my auntie)
“wake yo ass up bus come @6:45” (bad boy remix)
sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight”
I think people just haven’t completely grasped the concept that Sirius Black is the biggest drama queen of all time
no but
each follower you have looked at your blog and thought ”hey that person is cool I like them”
so if you think 100 followers aren’t many, think again
because 100 people genuinely like you
and if that doesn’t cheer you up I don’t know what does
you just made my day
after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
Nothing happened.
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
yea im a girl
yea i play video games
HAHAAHHA JK
yea im a dude
of course i play fucking video games
HAHHHAHAHA JK
im really a woman
yea im a girl
External imageyea i play video games
External imageHAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG
External imageindeed i am a boy
indeed i play video games
HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH
IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER
you’re allowed to find people unattractive but don’t tell them that because it does absolutely nothing for anyone except make the person feel bad why is this such a hard thing to understand
Just because you find someone unattractive it doesn’t mean that they’re not beautiful or attractive.
It just means you don’t find them attractive. It’s subjective.
do not flirt with women when they are at work
do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt
#im a barista not your goddamn girlfriend take your coffee and leave
Bless this post.
things i need u to please know right now:
- bad days don’t last forever
- napping is never a crime
- all the cells in ur body are working so hard to keep u healthy and happy and they love u very much
- also dogs, they love u very much
- instant hot chocolate takes 2 minutes to make and requires no culinary expertise please indulge urself
- u are a part of this world
- and a very important part
- don’t doubt that for a single second
