whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

beyondbirthday-tck:

hektikk:

awkwardlysocialphangirl:

samandriel:

pales:

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

finally something to match my soul

If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made clothing out of it, it would just appear as though there was a photoshopped hole where your clothing is.

good

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Canada’s time to shine has come

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

“why dont you just give him a chance”

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

abbadons-little-witch:

Peggy Carter talking about her period in order to make men uncomfortable to get the day off to go to spy work. Peggy Carter using her femininity to slip past men unnoticed and fuck shit up. Peggy Carter being a fucking boss.

This is everything I ever wanted out of this show. It is fucking golden.

skyishtar:

blue-eyed-hanji:

viria:

soul-of-soma:

idk-anime:

every time eren jaeger or kaneki  ken regenerate a limb listen very closely and you might be able to hear ed elric crying in the distance

I almost spit out my tea

not to mention if you look low enough you might also have a chance of seeing him.

capsbvcky:

“and now the world premiere teaser for antm-”

rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE

eatingcroutons:

I really think you need to brush up on your mythology here. Do you even know what a hydra looks like?

This is a hydra. Its defining features are its one tail and many, many heads.

So what the fuck is this supposed to be?

That, Mr Schmidt, is a fucking octopus. Its defining features are its ONE head and many LEGS.

You literally could not have gotten this more wrong.

unboundbooks:

dukeofbookingham:

glorfindely:

when i’m out with my family and i see a book store

This is like the most personally accurate post I’ve ever seen another person make. A+ gif usage.

Also happens when I pass a library

trekkie12:

chiltonomics:

pinatapup:

jadebloods:

sunshien:

halogenic:

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

i have so many questions

this is another one of those posts where you just sit back and open tag viewer

We have a winner

Don’t you dare tell me we have a winner

AND LET’S NOT FORGET MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE:

kakumei-no-tomoshibi:

racethewind10:

strykeroptic:

miss-evening:

komeada420:

deathpoolquinn:

madhatterin221b:

‘girls don’t have to clear their internet history’

let me explain you a thing

what

And this:

Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.

And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.

With good acting

And generally better knowledge of the female anatomy  

#and a lot of us also watch porn let’s be honest

Guys: incognito windows.  I swear to God.  Incognito Google is the way to go.  Never met a guy who knew what it was, though, not going to lie. 

veganhealthandfitness:

if you have someone in your life who genuinely cares about how your day went, and listens fully to the fucked up shit that goes on in your mind, and answers your texts or calls you back, and lets you know you’re important to them and/or generally makes you feel cared for, you’re really fucking lucky and i hope you tell this person you appreciate them and i hope if they treat you right and make you feel safe and loved, you hold onto them really tight.

lastoneout:

annabethchasy:

roryamy:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

FUN FACT real download links won’t move if you drag them along with your mouse so if it does drag it’s an ad!!

peggyicarter:

• no
• nope i lied
• she’s perfect
• just reminding you

charmsandspells:

I would defend Peggy Carter with my life but she can probably do that herself