Things I Should Be Doing
- so many
Things I Am Not Currently Doing
- any of that
me after finals:
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
im gonna do that thing where u message someone randomly asking for ur sandals back ill keep u guys updated
oh my god
people are so nICE ABOUT THIS
things have taken a dramatic turn
dammit my cover is blown
PEOPLE ARE WAY TO NICE ABOUT MY NON EXISTENT SANDALS
IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE
Quvenzhané Wallis is literally being bullied. Grown ass adults “pretend” they can’t pronounce her name or don’t even try. Grown ass adults called her a cunt in some kind of “satire” crap. This little girl is Black and talented and they hate it.
I don’t remember an 11 year old…
lesbian and bi women are both grossly underrepresented in the media so can we pls stop acting like the very rare representation of one is oppressive to the other
*grabs own boob not for any sexual reason but just because it is squishy and soft and my boob*
oh sure but when i do it people tell me to “let go of my boob, michael”
yea bc thats sexual harassment also ur not funny 0/10
if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes
teachers are told to get in between boys when they’re fighting because once they lose eye contact they’ll calm down but teachers are told to stay out of the way of girls fighting because they will fuck your shit up
So I assume the one that Ward likes then is Skye? Which is interesting.
And also adorable.
Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?
literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan
The only time a man gets a say regarding someone’s abortion is when it’s his body being pregnant.
The only time a woman gets a say regarding someone’s abortion is when it’s her body being pregnant.
If you are not the pregnant one, you don’t get a say in someone’s abortion unless the pregnant person asks your opinion.
Finally finding a trans-inclusive post about abortion rights.
Bless
cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal
Act 2, Scene 1 of Twelfth Night?
ychr:
hi everyone
I know tumblr is all “omg” about bath bombs at the moment I’m here to be your resident killjoy
just make sure your bathbombs don’t have sugar in them because HOLY URINARY TRACT INFECTION BATMAN
same goes for a lot of artificial perfumes
i don’t use bath bombs but reblogged because very few people deserve to have uti
see also: yeast infections
obama wants to make community college free for everyone and if you think that’s a bad idea then you need to get out of my face.
YEAH ON WHOS DIME????
oh no!! our tax dollars going towards something that’ll significantly better this country?! blasphemy!!
I can’t believe how long it took me to realize that the “nagging wife” sitcom stereotype is literally just “useless husband is incapable of doing his share of the housework despite being repeatedly asked” framed to demonize the woman
the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes
um can you not?
are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
remember that time uncle iroh was going to get mugged
and instead iroh had a cup of tea and a chat with the mugger and told him that he believed in him and thought he could become a good masseur
UNCLE IROH IS SO IMPORTANT
And before he even did that, he gave the man pointers on stance and grip
reasons you should fuck me:
- my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind
Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!
i’m a boy
Why would a guy post that ?
have you ever heard of homosexuals
clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face
THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME
Imagine this:
Tony gets Clint’s attention, signs think fast at him, Clint is about to sign why and gets hit in the face anyway