Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class
people told me they gained over 50+ when i did this the other day so yas
wtf i gained over 80 thank u crunchier this is dope
I JUST SERVED A CUSTOMER AND THEY WERE PURCHASING A CUCUMBER AND THEY WENT
“It’s for Valentine’s Day”
I REPLIED
“You must be lonely?”
THEY REALISED WHAT I MEANT AND NOW I’M SAT WITH A COMPLAINANT FORM IN FRONT OF ME.
Oh god it’s going around again
One of my best friends, ladies and gents.
Do not ground your child because you caught them putting a cigarette flame to their wrist.
Do not discipline your child because they have cuts on their thighs.
Do not threaten to put your child in a mental institution because their only escape is self-harm.
Do not teach your children that if they open up to you about the scars on their bodies, the only thing they will get in return is punishment.
I cannot stress this enough
how to be seductive:
- head tilt
- hooded eyes
- raised eyebrow
- little smirk
how to be evil:
- head tilt
- hooded eyes
- raised eyebrow
- little smirk
do you see the problem
This might win for favorite addition to my post.
a happy couple might’ve gotten married today
someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today
someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today
someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today
lots of interesting things might’ve happening today
we should celebrate
you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives
fun fact: IF SOMEONE SPECIFICALLY ASKS FOR NO MEAT DON’T GIVE THEM MEAT
they could have a FOOD ALLERGY or be a vegetarian/vegan and THEIR STOMACHS ARENT USED TO THAT KIND OF THING AND GET REALLY SICK
DONT BE A FUCKING…
girls hit your hallelujah
girls hit your hallelujah
giRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH
cause uptown funk gon’ give it to you causE UPTOWN FUNK GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU ‘CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU saturday night and we in the spot
don’t believe me just watch don’t beLIEVE mE just watch don’t believe me just wATCH DON’T believE ME JuST WATCH don’t believe me just watch DON’T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH hey hEY HEY OH
i was checking out who was on my blog and
whY
ARE YOU
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
i have been informed that this is hawaii
This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful
So Fifty Shades of Grey is being advertised on bus stops and other public areas where children can see it but lord forbid if you depict a healthy gay relationship in any form of media that children might not even see because it’ll be warping kids
bro, I bought a LAUNDRY DETERGENT with a 50SoG ad on it….what is the world??
#heterosexual abuse is more acceptable than homosexual love and that’s a problem (via walrus-queen)
tumblr is a 100% functional website improved with each update
there is no war in ba sing se
These are not the droids you’re looking for.
CAN WE MAKE THIS TEXT POST FAMOUS
SURE
im grateful to anyone that still wants to be my friend after getting to know me
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.
u know those artists who draw beautiful art of ur otp
and you’re just like
im so blessed to have u ship my otp
Guys I think bing has self-esteem issues </3
I think Yahoo! has the same problem :(
this is probably why
google you fucking narcissist
