Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win: Archive

Overheard two guys at school today

darkclockwork:
dontclimbanymore:
dah-feels:
bury-mia-in-black:
Guy 1: *walks up to his friends*
Guy 2: get outta here, ginger!
Guy 3: yeah!
Guy 1: aaaw
Guy 3: no just kidding, I love you man. Homo.
Guy 1: do you mean ‘no homo’??
Guy 3: I mean full homo
Guy 1: for real?
Guy 3: yeah man. go to Winter Ball with me?
Guy 1: oh! uh, yeah. yeah.
Guy 3: perfect. I’m thinking blue ties??
that was unexpected
Full homo
Think of Guy 2 just watching this happen

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#THIS IS HOW YOU DO #FULL HOMO #FUCK YEAH #how to date

officialvulcant:

i am against fifty shades of grey because i am against:
inaccurate portrayals of what bdsm should be like
abuse/rape disguised as bdsm
abuse and rape no matter what
shitty writing in general
i am not against:
porn/smut
women reading things that they find sexy
bdsm

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↖ nothing i just wanted to show you how cool my icon is

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#it's a nebula #the rose nebula to be specific #spaaaaace

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snakebitcat:

maggiekarp2:
Q: Why is Fifty Shades of Grey rated R?
A: Movies only get NC-17 if the woman consents.
The last time I saw a burn that savage, there were bombers over Dresden.

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zetta-knight:

lokidarklordofall:
why are teenagers so damn angry?
because they’re treated like children and expected to behave like adults
Finally, someone says it.

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Play

1:47

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seachelsters:

starwobbles:
friendship love is so confusing
its like ‘hm yes id like to bring u flowers and compliment u and make u the happiest person on earth but no romo’
no romo

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#adler

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sunsetrambles:

aimingforenigmatic:
sunsetrambles:
English has alternating stress patterns that indicate whether related words are nouns (first syllable stressed) or verbs (second syllable stressed):
Noun: récord
Verb: recórd
(x)
My fucking god!! This is why English does the thing!!!!
contract
contract
FINALLY IT MAKES SENSE
it’s the most subtle difference but it’s beautiful.

Feb 10, 2015 204,650 notes

#linguistics

SPIDER-MAN IS OFFICIALLY JOINING THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE!!!!!

justanothercinemaniac:

Bad news…probably not Andrew Garfield.
But Still: MCU SPIDER-MAN!!!!
That is all.

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#peggy goddamn carter #peggy carter is better than you

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#emotional state: upset about robots

dildarium:

Never be depressed if you have brown eyes
Beyonce has brown eyes
Lee Pace has brown eyes
Nicki Minaj has brown eyes
Orlando Bloom has brown eyes
Idris Elba has brown eyes
You are in beautiful company

Thank you very much for this much-needed pick-me-up.

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dickgirl69-420-666:

sootonthecarpet:
ghostbuttvin:
florida might make it illegal for trans people to use the right bathrooms but everyones still riding the hype train for same sex marriage having been legalized and this is why ive got no time for ~gay rights activists~ bc if gay people are the only lgbtqia ppl ur focusing on i want nothing to do w/ u
please do read this article esp if you’re cis. this is horrifying. honestly the summary doesn’t do it justice re: horrifyingness.
holy shit.

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#what the fuck #why humanity why

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#i am screaming

aariandthediamonds:

jesspinkman:
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
#the optimistic look on pessimism
The paradox is high in this one

This is literally exactly what I tell people.

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Imagine if...

amusewithaview:

Reincarnation was an established and accepted fact of life.
Read More

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#flawless

superblys:

reasons to get vaccinated:
to prevent yourself from getting a disease
to prevent people who cannot get vaccinated from getting that disease

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shooshpapping:

charmspeakling:
imagine an ace/aro demigod girl wanting to be one of the hunters of artemis
artemis would give the whole warning about how “you have to swear off dating” and the girl is just like “oh no what a nightmare” all sarcastically.
and artemis just smiles like “oh, this one. i like this one.”
an aro/ace arrow ace

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#Puns give me life #a+ pun use #i'm here for the puns really #i will see you all in the punitentiary

k-lionheart:

crossystuck:
EYES CHANGE COLOUR
EYES CHANGE COLOUR
HAZEL EYES VERY OFTEN CHANGE COLOUR BASED ON BLOOD PRESSURE AND LIGHTING
GENERALLY ANY EYE COLOUR WITH FLECKS OF A DIFFERENT COLOUR WILL TEND TO CHANGE COLOUR
BLUE EYES ARE PALE ENOUGH TO DO SOME WEIRD REFLECTION. ONE TIME MY TEACHER’S EYES WENT STRAIGHT VIOLET BECAUSE HIS SHIRT WAS PURPLE AND IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
EYES CHANGE COLOUR
*brown eyed people kick a desk*

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lskbe:

breakmelikeapromise:
nevergooutofstyle:
taylorswift I hope you see this but we’ve been together for 4 months, he just texted me and told me he was done with me. Gave me no reason and kept trying to get me to do irrational things to get him back. Now he’s calling me names and I just feel crumbled. I don’t know what to do

TAYLOR IS AN ACTUAL ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN

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When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney

youtuberfandomships:

kurooozora:
rosiedoll:
nipahdubs:
winchester101:
fantasylandstation:
giantchicken:
itswhereimmeanttogo:
It’s like,
have
you
seen
what
Disney
has
done
before?
For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.
YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!
yo
guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins
FOREVER REBLOG
I snorted so hard I was not expecting that

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#i love epic tales #I have a photoset problem #and here we see my photoset problem raising its head again

ygrittebardots:

thevolutionofnerdy:
deaneggsandsam:
no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match
I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point
what’s better is that in the uk we actually say “touch wood” so now I’m envisioning the entire team gently and quietly placing their hands on him while oliver looks around in bewilderment

Feb 9, 2015 212,052 notes

“If my kid can’t bring peanut butter to school, yours shouldn’t be able to bring preventable diseases.”—

Kim

Btw, only around 11 people in the entire United States die a year from food allergies, including peanut allergies. And in the last 8 years, 6,328 children in the United States have died from vaccine-preventable diseases.

(via maevelin)

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loveyou914:

the-mesmer-britt-flashylights:
horroraholic:
allisonscrown:
“where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
lmfao I lost followers after reblogging this, so here I’m reblogging it again
If I lose followers for reblogging this, good. I don’t need followers who support this pile of stinking bird shit.
LMAO!

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youbelongwithmes:

rissaaburr:
youbelongwithmes:
its 2015 why do women still have to pay for tampons and pads
because guys still have to pay for condoms ok women fuck, stop wanting special treatment.
condoms are given out for free at clinics and schools. we dont want special treatment i want fundamental human rights.

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#excess of cute

This is your personal guardian dog.

yanderehypnos:

He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!”
He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!

I needed the Protector Puppy. Here, have a Protector Puppy.

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#give it to meeeeee

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hermionegranger:

thisbloghasbeencompromised:
at what point do american children realise it’s weird for them to pledge allegiance to their flag and country every day at school and that not all countries do that and how long after that discovery do they realise how creepy it is
why is this something no one talks about because it concerns me on a very deep level
i think it was high school i realized how creepy it was

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bunsen:

trying to push a pull door and not succeeding like

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dugan: what would cap say if i left his best girl behind?
peggy: he would say do as peggy says!
me: damN RIGHT UR DAMN FUCKING RIGHT
steve rogers, frozen somewhere in the arctic: damn fucking right

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#peggy goddamn carter #peggy carter is better than you

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