loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money
isn’t capitalism fun
the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play
much ado about pussy
Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.
daily reminder that
- if a man makes you feel uncomfortable. dont feel obligated to giggle it off. leave. without a single word if you want
- you dont owe men your kindness or time
- no man is entitled to you just because he was nice to you
following back everyone, follow me at http://thugmufffin.tumblr.com
- beloved pets
- only 1 twin
yes, joanna kathleen rowling, i made this post specifically for you
its weird that guys get so touchy when you accuse them of sexism like “im not sexist wtf????” when they should really be worried about “ive been acting sexist wtf????” like dude youre not the victim of an accusation the accusation is the result of your behavior
literally every person born into a position to oppress has behaved like this and its gross
HI I HEAR YOU’D LIKE A SAM/DARCY MEET CUTE
“You look a little lost.”
Darcy’s only a little startled by the sudden voice, so she manages to hold onto her small pile of books, but only barely.
“Oh, I’m sorry, You just look like the world slipped out from underneath you,” the man she turns to face is hot. Tall, deep eyes and smooth black skin. Hot. Hotter than the kind of guy that would normally bug Darcy in the middle of a Barnes and Noble. “But I’m pretty sure that the board games did very little to upset you.”
“Well,” and this just slips out of Darcy’s mouth because hot guys make her nervous. She has a tendency to jump headfirst, “They do exist and that’s the problem. When did Barnes and Noble become a nerd haven?”
“I’m pretty sure book stores have always been a nerd haven. I think that is the purpose of a bookstore.”
“I meant, pop culture type nerd stuff, not your normal dead russian authors and obscure poetry nerdishness. I just passed a table where they were handing out Doctor Who pins and I’m standing in front of a board game extravaganza and I think they might have taken out history books to make a Game of Thrones display.” Darcy gonna commit this man to memory, the way she looks at him, because the way her mouth is already slipping into rant mode, means she’s gonna scare him off in seconds.
Then, a miracle happen. The man grins and laughs, right up and through his eyes. Not the polite tittering that she’s used to when this happens, but sincere, “Girl, you just want to take a romp through the Peloponnesian Wars don’t you?”
“Who needs fantasy power plays when history has better ones?” Darcy smiles back, ducking her head and taking a chance, “I’m Darcy.”
“Sam. You wanna go hit up a library and see what they got in the 938’s, maybe get some coffee?”
Okay, yeah, Darcy totally does.
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
Needed this today
when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be.
this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.
Just your daily reminders:
- Racists are a problem
- White people are not
- Homophobes are a problem
- Straight people are not
- Transphobes are a problem
- Cis people are not
- Sexists are a problem
- Men are not
And most importantly,
- Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole
just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time
it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness
thanks
don’t ever doubt my willingness to burn the bridge between us if you hurt me enough and to feel no remorse whatsoever while doing it. i will feel nothing. i will use the flames to roast marshmallows. i will enjoy the marshmallows. and then move on with my life without you in it
Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin
characters who have never had families building found families are very important to me
characters who have never had friends forging their first friendships are very important to me
“Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?”
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
I’M SO UPSET WITH ART
Can you imagine wings just being a normal part of everyday life like imagine
- Stepping out of the shower and blow drying your wings each morning before work
- Sitting back in a chair and having them flop over the back lazily
- Shielding yourself from the sudden rain with your thick feathers
- Waking up in the morning with bedhead and bedfeathers
WINGS
BEING ABLE TO DYE YOUR FEATHERS.
America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? POC getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you
America doesn’t seem that terribly horrible when you live here day to day and you’ve known nothing else but when somebody says something like this it fucks you up really good.