I can go from
little house on prairie girl
To
Captain on the high seas
In 10 seconds or you get your gender roles free.
DAMN
WELL THAT WAS AN UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST.
“Blow minds, not dudes”
Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!
today one of my teachers called on a really quiet girl and the class was silent then you heard her whisper “i have the bravery of a chicken nugget please dont” and i couldnt stop laughing
girl don’t want boys. girls want darren wilson to go to jail.
ok think of this:
when jeff dahmer was arrested, he quite literally attacked the officer who was arresting him. they pinned him to the ground and took him in alive
this man killed and ate seventeen people and they brought him in alive
yet they find it necessary to shoot and kill unarmed black people nearly every fucking day
think about that
one day in the future, ferguson will be talked about in history classes in the same way as rosa parks and martin luther king jr. and when it is, you know the same people who are supporting darren wilson now will suddenly be crying out about what an injustice it was. because racism is only racism when it happened in the past.
i’m really happy this post blew up
Every time I hate my body I remember that there are millions of old rich white men who benefit from my self hatred and if there’s one thing I hate, it’s old rich white men so I snap out of that shit instantly cos I ain’t EVER giving them the satisfaction.
Oh my fucKING GOD
Wait stop this is a game changer.
Okay guys this is serious. Please reblog if you are bisexual or support being bisexual. I want to come out to my mom, and I’m going to write down every url.
Petition for all the Marvel actors to agree that whenever Scarlett gets a blatantly sexist question one of the Chrises just takes it instead.
You have my signature.
EVERYONE GO HOME, RUFFALO IS ON BOARD.
hey trans friends
if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it.
you can order whatever it is online and when the package comes in if the ask what it is you can say something like “it’s a secret!” or even just sssh them. they’ll assume it’s a present for whatever holiday you celebrate and probably won’t press the issue.
oh my god this is amazing
why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.
hey you!
sooooo… i know that you don’t want to go to school tomorrow,
but
if it makes you feel any better
all you have to do is survive three weeks
and then
it’s winter break
and that means
you get to sit inside, watch netflix, and cover yourself in blankets!!
YOU CAN DO IT BABE
I BELIEVE IN YOU AND I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH
the hunger games aren’t amazingly unique or flawless or anything but I think katniss as a character is very important and i think the media misunderstands
we aren’t in it for the cute boys. we’re in it for katniss. thousands of young girls were introduced to an introverted, angry girl born into poverty and watched her become the savior of the world and the media doesn’t seem to understand that she, as a character, is important to girls. not who she dates, but her
My Christmas list:
- girlfriend
- a million bucks tax-free
- art skills
- charisma
I feel like this person has had to endure the real world at some point because they put “tax free” after a million buck and thats a pretty important detail
Thank you for recognizing my working-class struggle
I think an important thing for white people at this point is to avoid saying “we are Micheal Brown” and start saying “we refuse to be Darren Wilson”.
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO WATCH TV SHOWS FOR A SINGLE CHARACTER OR SHIP. BECAUSE YOU SHOULD DO THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY.UNLESS BANK ROBBERY MAKES YOU HAPPY, IN THAT CASE, JUST CHEAT AT MONOPOLY.
When I hear people say that they ship Elsa and Anna together
When I hear people say that they ship Dipper and Mable together
When I hear people say that they ship Tadashi and Hiro together
When I hear people try to justify incest shipping by saying “I can ship whatever I want”, “It’s fictional!” and “They love each way too much to be just brother and sister.”
Incest shipping in general
This whole post bless it
- why is
- im gonna
- dont
- i cant
- look at
- where
- stop
Bible: These characters are Egyptian.
Hollywood: Cool.
Author: I described this character as being dark-skinned.
Hollywood: Okay.
History: THIS PERSON EXISTS AND IS LITERALLY A POC.
Hollywood: Okay, but consider this…
If this post is about trying to get diversity, then yes. But if this post is actually about getting Steve Martin to appear in every film, then also yes.