Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

myselfnotfound:

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

• A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY
• A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING
• A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME
• YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS. UNTIL, SAY, AUGUST 2015. A FULL YEAR. LONG ENOUGH, RIGHT?

LET’S DO THIS THING.

marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

confusedragon:

have i ever told you

how important

are steve

and bucky

in their army uniforms?

very important

so very very important

johnlockaintcanon:

“i’m a superwholock but i can recognize that there are problems with the show and actors”

“what the fuck? shut up the shows are perfect!!! jensen and jared are perfect angels!!!”

“I KNOW HOW TO KILL YOU AND HIDE THE BODY AND WELL THROW IT IN A BLACK HOLE!!! ILL SEND DEMONS TO UR HOUSE ASSHOLE”

a-hipster-lesbian:

I love when you meet someone and you just click. You know you’re supposed to be friends or lovers or something. You just know the universe said “you two, yeah you, don’t leave each other’s side okay?”. Here’s to meeting awesome new people and forming amazing new bonds.

angergirl:

I will never forget the time I worked at Panera and charged a woman an extra 10 cents for getting her coffee in a mug rather than a small cup (that was our rule at the time) and a week later she stormed in and said, “So I called your corporate offices to get you fired for overcharging me for coffee, and do you know what they said? They said you were following company policy! They refused to do anything about it! Can you believe how rude they were to me?”

“Oh dear,” I said.

katiemyladyy:

clashing-oceans:

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?

GUYS SERIOUSLY 

G U Y S

we could have had a singing career.

misandryad:

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

carryonmy-assbutt:

juli-the-human:

shubbabang:

you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was

one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days

the last picture i cANT BREATHE

this post always makes me happy

beallmysinsrememberd:

jon-snow:

some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses

i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father

that’s fucking badass and if anyone tells you differently you should declare independence from their stupid ass

fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

jowji:

if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over and over again

rufustfirefly:

WHERE’S ALL THE ZOE/WASH PACRIM CROSSOVER FIC THO

lightly-child:

but i got a blank space baby… and it’s 20 unwritten pages due on wednesday Lord Jesus save me