Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
shoutout to 5th grade me for having a college reading level and apparently using up all future motivation for actual college age me to read what i’m supposed to. you 10 year old asshole
if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.
I have found my people.
who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video
youre all my soulmates
There’s a popular joke I’ve seen floating around on Tumblr for a while now. It goes like this: “Joss Whedon, Steven Moffat and George R.R. Martin walk into a bar and everyone you’ve ever loved dies…
Posting again bc currently relevant.
Don’t you think he looks tired?
- Have you eaten in the last 4ish hours?
- Have you had something to drink today?
- Can you have something, even if just milk or water or cup’o’noodles or toast with something yummy on it, if you haven’t, please?
- If you have any injuries, can you please take care of them for me
- Also please take any meds if you should and haven’t, yet?
Whatever you have or haven’t done today just know you’re super strong and I am so proud of you
Okay you can go back to blogging now~ <3
Groups like the KKK are Christian terrorist organizations.
They’re never labeled as terrorists, not even Christian terrorists.
Y’all are silent about Christian terrorism but will discuss Islamic terrorism to the extent of believing all Muslims are terrorists.
tumblr recommended a snape/lily post on my dash i
you come into my house
you step over my husband
Ignore my crying son
Always reblog the Snape non-apologists. Always.
what if every god in every religion exists
like egyptian, hindu, and greek gods alike are all chillin on some clouds
and since every deity has something to control in the mortal world they get into fights on whos turn it is to do the job since there’s more than one
“Helios it’s my turn to rise the sun”
“Ra for the last fucking time you did it last week”
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o
I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.
OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING
i got pikachu turning around omf
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
Today my biology teacher asked me what I found attractive in men and I said their girlfriends, that is by far the highlight in my school career so far
i love it when ur talkin 2 a mate and they’re like “OK SO” and ur like fuk yes i am SO ready for this drama ur about to rip someone so good
i love it when ur talkin 2 a mate and they’re like “OK SO” and ur like fuk yes i am SO ready for this drama ur about to rip someone so good
i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, “wow are u wearing that to impress me” and i said, “star wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977”
I just titled my final Psych paper “I’m Just a Kid and Life is a Nightmare.” It’s about bullying. If you get the reference…I dunno. Guess I approve of your music taste, and you should tell me you get it so that I know I’m not the only person who still listens to this.
Now my only decision is whether I should wait and read it over in daylight or trust my three a.m. grammar and send this bitch in.
i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending
like
i mean
just look
at the perfection
in all of this
and let’s not forget the best one
AND FROZEN
i’m so satisfied
god fuckin dayum
THE MALE CRUELLA LOVE ME
Lady Hans looks like Azula and I’m cool with tat because that’s exactly who Lady Hans would be.
THERE IS SO MUCH GOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD
SO GOD DAMN MUCH
SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT
AND PEOPLE CHOOSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
there are 2 songs that have 100 beats per minute which is the correct amount for cpr and they are “staying alive” and “another one bites the dust” and if u don’t think that’s the rawest shit you’ve ever heard you can unfollow me right now.
