new years eve reminder: please don’t drink and drive and please don’t ride with anyone who’s been drinking
did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died
This post fucked me up.
It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.
i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE
how do i install a new attractive and cute face
You can’t install software already on the device
EVERYBODY ON THIS WEBSITE IS GETTING MORE AND MORE SMOOTH AND FLIRTATIOUS WHAT IS HAPPENING AND WHY ISN’T IT HAPPENING TO ME?
Well it’s just now Dec 31st. Had to save the best for last.
If a girl says “No.”
Leave her the fuck alone.
If a boy says “No.”
Leave him the fuck alone.
If anybody ever tells you “No.”
Leave them the fuck alone.
I’ll never understand why this is such a difficult concept for some people to grasp.
Dude, dogs understand this fucking concept.
Just because the body responds automatically does not mean the impulse was ever wanted, invited, or condoned.
This is also often used as an argument to dismiss male survivors’ claims, that they responded physically therefore they consented. This is absolute bullshit.
Remember. Arousal does not mean consent.
I don’t care if you don’t like space puns
I like space puns
comet me bro
someone has already begun to make a wikipedia on her
good
don’t let this die
don’t let her become another statistic
support asexuals
>sex repulsed asexuals
>aromantic asexuals
>asexuals who are not intimate people in general
>asexuals who wear lots of layers that cover their bodies
>asexuals with sex drives
>asexuals who masturbate
>asexuals who are “broken”
>asexuals who make and laugh at sexual jokes
>asexuals who wear “revealing” clothing
>who are romantic
>who arent sure if they will always consider themselves asexual
a question: does anyone else get second hand embarrassment when watching con panels? like when fans start asking questions? do you ever get so embarrassed that you have to pause the video momentarily and just, chill for a minute?
#IT’S SO MUCH WORSE WHEN YOU’RE ACTUALLY AT THE CON #AND YOU CANNOT FAST FORWARD LIFE
I wish movies could be about LGBT characters without being written off as “gay movies”. Why don’t you just call it a “movie”? Nobody calls your movies “straight movies”.
stop acting like you can “fix” asexual people by giving them unwanted sexual attention in an attempt to get them to reciprocate it
stop acting like you can “fix” aromantic people by giving them unwanted romantic attention in an attempt to get them to reciprocate it
these people are not waiting for the “right person” to come and “fix” them because they are not fucking broken.
hell yeah
nazism is illegal in germany. using nazi greetings and flying nazi flags is illegal in germany. why isnt the kkk unconstitutional in america. why arent white hoods and white supremacist propaganda illegal here. why.
Because germany is ashamed of their bigotry. America is proud of it.
I’m not for abortion
I’m for every woman having the right to choose what to do with her own body
I’m for preventing the fear of what to do with a child that is unwanted or unplanned
I’m for protecting women from back-ally abortions because they have no other option.thats why it’s called pro-choice, not pro-abortion
pros about being in lesbians with a girl
- can makeout in the girls bathroom
- girls are cute af
- wear each others’ clothes
- fantastic sex
cons about being in lesbians with a girl
- ?????
- there aren’t any??
it has come to my attention that there are, in fact, cons about being in lesbians with another girl
- she won’t kill the spider either
- two periods
If someone wants a romantic relationship with little or no sex, let them.
If someone wants a sexual relationship with no romance, let them.
And if someone wants a completely platonic relationship with no romance or sex, FUCKING LET THEM.
Destroy the idea that a relationship must have sex and/or romance to be “real”.
And destroy the idea that platonic relationships are somehow “worth less”.
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recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.
If someone wants to identify as female, THEY ARE FEMALE.
If someone wants to identify as male, THEY ARE MALE.
“But you were born as ___ So that-” NONE OF THAT.
“You still look like a-” STOP IT.
“Conversion therapy” is child abuse. There is no gray area. There is no wiggle room. The fuckers who practice it are abusers. The fuckers who send their children off to be “converted” are abusers. Assholes who say “I wouldn’t do it, but that’s their right as parents” are abuse apologists.
WHY DOES BEING GAY HAVE TO MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED WHY AM I EXPECTED TO FUCKING ANNOUNCE IT TO EVERYONE BC IT’S JUST ASSUMED THAT I’M STRAIGHT IF I DON’T WHY DO I HAVE TO HIDE RELATIONSHIPS FROM MY FAMILY WHY WOULD BRINGING WHO I LIKE OUT ON A REAL DATE OR TO PROM BE A BIG DEAL WHY IS IT 2014 AND THIS IS STILL AN ISSUE IM SO MAD
actually, you know what
don’t commit suicide because “people would miss you” and “everyone would blame themselves”
don’t commit suicide, for yourself, because you’re fucking awesome and you’re gonna be really fucking happy some day and if you commit suicide you’re never going to get to realize what it’s like to be completely in love with your life and yourself
you deserve to be alive for you, not for anyone else
*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*
“Why do you flinch so hard?”
Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me.
yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males particularly.
I hate that this is so accurate