Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

dramaticalgayswimmers:

miss-nerdgasmz:

darecrow:

exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Where is that one text post where the person was dreaming in some language but they said they don’t speak that language in english but they’re german

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dumblevehk:

msrmoony:

y’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists

#I demand a dramatic musical number #where he builds a castle made of honor

^ That tag though…

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

aspiringdoctors:

officialkinghenryviii:

princessqueer:

theblackpoolmenace-senpai:

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke

one might even call it

avocado’s number

NO.

One of my favorite puns.

pip-pip-scooby-doo:

demonhunting:

kushstagram:

I DONT THINK YOU GET IT

IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER

SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY

GROW A SET AND TELL HER

no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me pretty and I still remember it to this day like whenever I think I’m ugly I’m like well at least that one guy that one time thought I was pretty

WARNING THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS CATCALLING OR SAYING “HEY SEXY”, ETC.

THAT MAKES YOU A DBAG

falloutboyonboy:

falloutboyonboy:

dear people who walk up two steps at a time on the stairs: what do you need to prove

i didnt expect this post to gain any notes but i am enjoying the tags im seeing on this

floozys:

“boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

tormentedfantasy:

caleia:

sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like

to tell or not to tell

This is me on so many levels.

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

knightofchristmas:

nefertsukia:

disneyprincessalexia:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH

hOW DID THEY MAKE THIS MOVIE

owenhqrper:

it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes after 20 years. its weird

a-kent:

lifeofawannabehobbit:

So someone I know does woodwork in his spare time… and he showed me this yesterday:

It’s a map of Middle Earth. That he carved onto a table. Himself. In 60-ish hours (or, as he initially put it, “3 Harry Potter audiobooks”)

Just look at the detail…

And the effort that went into this.

Nerd level: Master and Commander.

There is no word in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this AWESOMENESS

rifa:

lackofa:

isixdream:

All these mermaid posts are fantastic and all, but you know what other half human creature I’d like to see?

Centaurs.

Chubby pony centaurs.

Big buff Clydesdale centaurs.

Graceful deer bodied centaurs.

African centaurs with zebra or antelope bodies.

Native American centaurs with Appaloosa and pinto horse bodies.

Centaurs!

I did the thing.
Gonna do a full-size upload later

Im screaming

a-timelord-girl-who-shadow-hunts:

flyntcoal:

not-an-angel:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i love bjs in the morning

OH COME ON IF YOU DIDN’T MEAN IT SEXUALLY YOU WOULD’VE CALLED IT B&Js LET’S ALL BE SERIOUS HERE

still doesnt warrant being called a whore

^THIS TIMES A 1000