Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

unsaturated-mangravy:

I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.

officialalltimelow:

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg

This is my favourite post of all time.

fioras-writing:

You know, I image Darcy being relatively quiet about the day she tased Thor. But Thor being the one who tells this story at every opportunity (and it gets a bit wilder with every retelling, Darcy and Jane kind of want to call him out on that, but he LOVES this story so much. So they don’t.)

americachavez:

never forget natasha romanoff was the person who actually saved the world in the avengers tony just stopped his own government from nuking new york but natasha saved the ENTIRE WORLD tell me more about how natasha is useless and boring I’ll fight you

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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give-me-all-the-hetalia-boys:

wilwheaton:

autumnyte:

fasterwouldbebetter:

Forever reblog.

You can hear him say oh snap

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

romanovah:

plot twist: the day before the ant man premiere marvel releases a statement saying “oops, wrong insect”, along w a lenghty black widow trailer, next day the black widow origin movie is released and all is well in the world

benvolio-the-living:

I hate when parents use the whole “I pay for your food and clothes and everything else!” Excuse to make their kids feel guilty. Its like, oh, yes, sorry you decided to have a child and actually have to care for that child. What a horrible thing for a small human to need those things and for the birthgiver to care for them. Poor you.

thetendershark:

gokuma:

lostwiginity:

jamesorangecat:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP having a fun day at the beach.

#that awkward moment when (via nieniekoto)

For Cherik fandom beach is like Fight Club:

You DO NOT talk about Fight Club

3rd RULE of Fight Club: If someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.