Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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Ok, since Cumberbatch is officially Strange, there needs to be a scene featuring Cumberbatch and Downey Jr. where someone says something along the lines of “No shit, Sherlock” and they both look at each other uncomfortably.
Cannon = thing that goes boom
Canon = an event that occurs within a published story
they both destroy ships tho
Did you just
he did
YES
I JUST AWED OUT LOUD I LOVE THIS VERSION
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
Say those three words and I’m yours
I hate capitalism
Fuck the police
Abolish wage slavery
Smash the patriarchy
Dismantle gender stereotypes
*swoons*
Is gonna be 23andMe DNA kits so melanin challenged folks can realize that y’all are descended from Africans and maybe you’ll stop treating your own kind like 2nd class citizens.
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
im not scared of death. I’m scared of breaking my moms heart if I die before she does.
Real shit.
Realist shit ever
college is so weird like you give people a bunch of money to provide a service that just stresses you out and makes you poor so that hopefully one day they give you a piece of paper that says you’re qualified to earn all of that money back this is too much i need a drink
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
Petition for all the Marvel actors to agree that whenever Scarlett gets a blatantly sexist question one of the Chrises just takes it instead.
You have my signature.
EVERYONE GO HOME, RUFFALO IS ON BOARD.
remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”
i don’t…
I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.
I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance
good.
holy shit you’re really doing it
being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear
why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.
Sirius. How many siriu?
