nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek
how old are you
“thatkilljoy” living up to the url i see
‘it’s alright, we’re all girls here’ is like the worst coercive thing to say to a young girl who’s expressing she’s uncomfortable about a situation and the fact that it’s so rampant is pretty disgusting
but y’all like to forget girls can abuse girls right
reblog this
OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?
i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was
clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud
this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me
the term “aro-ace” is especially lovely because it also sounds like “arrow ace.” are you aromantic and asexual or are you an incredibly skilled and deadly archer. surprise, you’re both
Let’s not forget the original arrow ace:
ARTEMIS JOKE I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.
it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you
What if they fall asleep by accident though?
then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof
I always appreciate this.
I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed.
bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge
In improv class we had to come up with a kinda neutral statement for someone to respond to and one of the guys said to me “hey did you hear they’ve stopped making socks?” and I just lost it. That shit is so funny. Why would they just stop making socks. I wanna explore that world.
I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge
why am I laughing so hard???!!!
Idea: “heterobaiting” where at first you think it’s a show about heteros but then suddenly everyone was secretly gay the whole time
EVERY
MEMBER
OF
TORCHWOOD
Welcome to Torchwood, leave your heterosexuality at the door and come in
when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:
!!! shoutout to the tan and the dark-skinned asian girls !!!
!!! shoutout to fat asian girls !!!
!!! shoutout to asian girls who aren’t east asian !!!
!!! shoutout to asian girls who don’t fit the pale petite east asian mold because you’re all incredible and still worth the same validation and praise and love as the rest of them !!!
my self esteem has two levels
- im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
- bow down before me bitches i am your queen
I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told
bvix:
-Season 1
1. Flight
2. The Earth’s Crust
3. Dinosaurs
4. Skin
5. Buoyancy
6. Gravity
7. Digestion
8. Phases of Matter
9. Biodiversity
10. Simple Machines
11. The Moon
12. Sound
13. Garbage
14. Structures
15. Earth’s Seasons
16. Light and Colour
17. Cells
18. Electricity
19. Outer Space
20. Eyeballs-Season 2
1. Magnetism
2. Wind
3. Blood and Circulation
4. Chemical Reactions
5. Static Electricity
6. Food Web
7. Light Optics
8. Bones and Muscles
9. Ocean Currents
10. Heat
11. Insects
12. Balance
13. The Sun
14. The Brain
15. Forests
16. Communication
17. Momentum
18. Reptiles
19. Atmosphere
20. Respiration-Season 3
1. Planets and Moon
2. Pressure
3. Plants
4. Rocks and Soil
5. Energy
6. Evolution
7. Water Cycle
8. Friction
9. Germs
10. Climates
11. Waves
12. Ocean Life
13. Mammals
14. Spinning Things
15. Fish
16. Human Transportation
17. Wetlands
18. Birds
19. Populations
20. Animal Locomotion-Season 4
1. Rivers and Streams
2. Nutrition
3. Marine Mammals
4. Earthquakes
5. NTV Top 11 Video Countdown
6. Spiders
7. Pollution Solutions
8. Probability
9. Pseudoscience
10. Flowers
11. Archaeology
12. Deserts
13. Amphibians
14. Volcanoes
15. Invertebrates
16. Heart
17. Inventions
18. Computers
19. Fossils
20. Time-Season 5
1. Forensics
2. Space Exploration
3. Genes
4. Architecture
5. Farming
6. Life Cycles
7. Do-It-Yourself Science
8. Atoms and Molecules
9. Ocean Exploration
10. Lakes and Ponds
11. Smell
12. Caves
13. Fluids
14. Erosion
15. Comets and Meteors
16. Storms
17. Measurement
18. Patterns
19. Science of Music
20. MotionGo watch some science!!!!
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
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Reblogging to share the wealth with all!
dont u hate when a joke has a bad
i hate you
Part XI! (x)
[HANGS ONTO CLINTASHA UNTIL THE END OF TIME]
suchasticklerfordetails-sammy:
why do tv shows get canceled like finish what u fucking started
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bisexual girls are great pass it on