there are 2 songs that have 100 beats per minute which is the correct amount for cpr and they are “staying alive” and “another one bites the dust” and if u don’t think that’s the rawest shit you’ve ever heard you can unfollow me right now.
tumblr recommended a snape/lily post on my dash i
you come into my house
you step over my husband
Ignore my crying son
THE LADIES OF DREAMWORKS ARE SO
DAMN GORGEOUS
DAMN BRAVE
DAMN BADASS
DAMN SEXY
DAMN SWEET
DAMN AWESOME
BRAVO DREAMWORKS
FOUR FOR YOU DREAMWORKS
YOU FORGOT THE SASSIEST OF THE DREAMWORKS LADIES
i thought you meant the fish was sexy and i’ve been crying for like three minutes over sexy dreamworks fish i hate America
Idk about u but that horse is tryina make a sexy face and i feel like bronys have probably made porn of this poor horse
obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA
Literally though if we had a woman president this would be like Fox News first headline
Stop parents from emotionally manipulating their kids by saying things like “i buy your food and put clothes on your back” like you were the one who chose to have a kid shut ur fucking mouth
IT KINDA HIT ME THAT SOMETHING HORRIBLE COULD HAPPEN TO ONE OF MY INTERNET FRIENDS AND I’D NEVER KNOW AND I’D SIT HERE AND WAIT AND WAIT FOR THEM AND THEY’D NEVER COME BACK SO I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU OKAY NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU GUYS OR TO ME OR ANYTHING OKAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH
Black Widow can kill a man using just her thighs. Going down on her isn’t so much a sex act as a trust exercise.
give me a broken, self-loathing man who firmly believes no one could ever love him and a strong-willed woman who doesn’t take any of his shit and gradually becomes his light and hope and sun and stars and i assure you i will ship it til my dying breath
I’m sorry, did you mean Doctor/Rose, because I will literally ship it till the stars fall down.
Keep being the Queens you are.
Found this article. Found it incredibly helpful. Be sure to go read the full story, but these are the ten questions the author (Lydia Netzer) covers in it:
1. At what point did you feel like “Ah, now the story has really begun!”
2. What were the points where you found yourself skimming?
3. Which setting in the book was clearest to you as you were reading it? Which do you remember the best?
4. Which character would you most like to meet and get to know?
5. What was the most suspenseful moment in the book?
6. If you had to pick one character to get rid of, who would you axe?
7. Was there a situation in the novel that reminded you of something in your own life?
8. Where did you stop reading, the first time you cracked open the manuscript? (Can show you where your first dull part is, and help you fix your pacing.)
9. What was the last book you read, before this? And what did you think of it? (This can put their comments in context in surprising ways, when you find out what their general interests are. It might surprise you.)
10. Finish this sentence: “I kept reading because…”Some of this could be easily adapted into roleplay critiques, though it’s primary use is, of course, novel writing.
Guys. Since I am rewriting PA for mainstream, if any of you wanted to do this for me (for PA) I’d be crazy grateful. Don’t hold back, ok? Don’t spare my feelings. If your answers are too long for my inbox, feel free to use submit or fanmail, or even better, winjennster@gmail.com.
It breaks my heart that every time a Muslim extremist kills/takes hostages, the entire Muslim community has to come forward and reaffirm that they don’t support this kind of violence. You’d think it would be obvious that the extremism of a few doesn’t reflect the beliefs of a million. I don’t know why non-Muslim people need that reminder. When the KKK fucks shit up, Christians don’t have to issue press releases reminding everyone they’re not all racist douchebags.
no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday
can you check in the back
there might be some in the closet
the website rabbit is amazing for watching netlfix, youtube, hulu and more with your friend/datemate/queerplatonic babe. seriously, you can chat, watch movies and tv together, and see their face and hear their voice. signing up is completely free and up to 10 people can be in the same chat. please please give this website a try, you won’t regret it.
My Chemical Romance’s ‘Blood’, but with speed and pitch increased. I can’t stop laughing.
IM GONNA PISS
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
This is PERFECT
I was dubious at first.
But oh my gosh this is literally perfect.
I can’t stop laughing, someone help me. Oh dear God, everyone listen to this, this is the anti-sad.