Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

doctorangelpenguin:

i-dont-know-you:

geekasaur:

so i brought a cardboard cutout of barack obama to class today

he was even my lab partner

no one really said anything…

i think we all just needed a little change

Is it me or do literally all highschool labs look the same.
every
single
one

I wasn’t going to reblog until the picture loaded and I totally thought I was my high school science lab

lilyfanciesprongs:

staringdownhippogriffs:

sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight”

I think people just haven’t completely grasped the concept that Sirius Black is the biggest drama queen of all time

benedicthasthephonebox:

tennants-hair:

no but

each follower you have looked at your blog and thought ”hey that person is cool I like them”

so if you think 100 followers aren’t many, think again

because 100 people genuinely like you

and if that doesn’t cheer you up I don’t know what does

you just made my day

penandpage:

whisperrun:

whisperrun:

theneverendingdrums:

anywigwilldo:

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

deadkankri:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

yea i play video games

HAHAAHHA JK

yea im a dude

 

of course i play fucking video games

HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

indeed i play video games

HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

ibilateral:

joshpeck:

you’re allowed to find people unattractive but don’t tell them that because it does absolutely nothing for anyone except make the person feel bad why is this such a hard thing to understand

Just because you find someone unattractive it doesn’t mean that they’re not beautiful or attractive.
It just means you don’t find them attractive. It’s subjective.

etodderz:

goatmeats:

I was asking myself just now why they have “16 and pregnant” but not “16 and impregnated a girl” but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal

Whoop there it is

goldenheartedrose:

daftlypunk:

daftlypunk:

do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

#im a barista not your goddamn girlfriend take your coffee and leave

Bless this post.

dandehaane:

things i need u to please know right now:

• bad days don’t last forever
• napping is never a crime
• all the cells in ur body are working so hard to keep u healthy and happy and they love u very much
• also dogs, they love u very much
• instant hot chocolate takes 2 minutes to make and requires no culinary expertise please indulge urself
• u are a part of this world 
• and a very important part
• don’t doubt that for a single second

captain-americas-wifey:

when people ask me what my interests are