do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
HI HELLO DO YOU REALISE THAT AGENT CARTER IS ACTUALLY THE THING WE HAVE BEEN WISHING FOR THE MAN HERO (“DIES”) TO GENERATE MANPAIN AND HIS (“LOVE INTEREST”) BECOMES THE HEROINE LIKE IDK WHAT TO TELL YALL THIS IS IT
Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves
Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls
YEAH WHATS WITH THAT
no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match
I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point
black girls are so pretty
all girls are so pretty
BLACK GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY.
BLACK GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY.
BLACK GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY.
BLACK GIRLS ARE SO FUCKING PRETTY.
B L A C K
G I R L S
A R E
S O
P R E T T YBLACKGIRLSAREMADPRETTY
Let the church say “AMEN!”.
A-FUCKING-MEN
#idk that first guy was soo two facedThat girl goes through boys like Hogwarts goes through defense against the dark arts teachers.
So, one boy a year? And each one unique, diverse and interesting? Good for her.
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And the second was SUCH a poser.
The third one was pretty great, but he had a real violent side.
i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.
That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve read
This needs to get passed around more
college students, Bigwords.com is a conventient sort of search site that rifles through all sorts of online stores and ads looking for the text books you need, newest edition, you can look specifically for used books or ones with a buyback program, and stuff. and can be a lot cheaper, saved me $400 one semester
Can we amplify this a little please? I’m sure some of my followers could use this resource. Spread it around friends.
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
OH YEAH
OH MY GOD.
MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.
JESUS.
But the lack of notes truly worries me
WORK, DAMNIT!
IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK
songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown
and reveal my true demon form as i burn the forest and everything in it down
You put it in words
i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys
THIS IS GREAT BUT PEOPLE LITERALLY WON’T EVEN LOOK AT YOUR BRA STRAP IF IT IS FALLING DOWN NOBODY GIVES A SHIT GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ASS SOCIETY YOU’RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF
“I want a plus-sized princess!”
“I want a princess who can’t sing!”
“I want a princess who can fight!”
“I want a non-traditional princess!”
In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.
get shrekt
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again.
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
Do you ever go to your fridge because you’re hungry, but once you open it you just stare inside and want none of it? You open your pantry but still nothing appeals to you. Maybe someone even comes and suggests something, and even though you don’t know what you want, you still know that everything they said isn’t right. So you just stand around confused and hungry for no reason.
That’s what it’s like to be an asexual with a sex drive.
Thank you this was helpful
i trust girls with literally everything but if a boy asks me like what my favorite color is im like what the fuck are u trying to do…….
No but hear me out.
Laverne Cox as Wonder Woman
This is something which makes me a happy woman :D
If this happened, I would actually cry from joy. She would make a kickass Wonder Woman.
What if instead of flakes, snow fell all at once? Like 6 inches of snow just plummeted to the earth in one thick blanket setting off car alarms and knocking people over, but that was it. That was the snowstorm.
“INCOMING!”
WHAP
why are mens white t shirts thick enough to not show my bra but womens t shirts are like tissue paper