Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

123ery:

i dont care if text posts are fake, let me believe the world is funny and creative and parents are weird and teachers are fun and coincidences always line up with the joke. it gives me hope.

opeggycarter:

halftimesharks:

opeggycarter:

halftimesharks:

if this post gets 100,000 notes i’ll wear the super bowl shark suit to prom

GUYS PLEASE MAKE MY FRIEND GO TO PROM 

SHE LITERALLY WILL NOT GO TO PROM OTHERWISE 

AMY I’D ACTUALLY BE LESS LIKELY TO GO IN A SHARK SUIT EVERYONE PLEASE STOP OH GOD

YOU WILL KEEP YOUR PROMISE TO THE TUMBLR PEOPLE IF THIS REACHES 1OO,OOO NOTES

mildmoderngirl:

millennial goals and dreams are so minimal

“i want to drive a car that doesn’t break down all the time”

“i want to one day consider buying a place instead of renting”

“i’d like to not be in so much debt”

we are the least entitled generation but we get the most shit

diva-gonzo:

cerebralzero:

runnerbunny483:

I shouldn’t have reblogged that aesthetic pic with guns on it.

Those things kill people and animals. 

Stop seeing weapons as art.

Weapons are art.

One can appreciate weapons without appreciating violence. Just as one can take pleasure the work of a painter but dislike the actions of that same painter.

Beautiful tools. It’s the wielder who should be held accountable, especially since they are inanimate objects.

jean-luc-gohard:

The only good thing to come out of 50 Shades of Grey is reading about how much the actors hate each other, the director and the author hate each other, and nobody but the author seems to think it’s going to be anything short of a disaster.

ludakristen:

kims-possible:

ludakristen:

*pauses mid bj to put hair in bun* ok leggo

Ok so real talk I dated this guy for a while and whenever I went down on him I would tie my hair up. He told me later that I had accidentally conditioned him so that anytime I put my hair up around him he would immediately get a boner.

This is amazing

This is true power

kneelbeforemistressphil:

kaalashnikov:

your-continuum:

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

Anxiety is an excuse

I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life

The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.

think about that

buggyeyes:

limmemonnie:

technoskittles:

In case you were not already aware, I am not the one reblogging those 50 shades movie promo posts

Tumblr is doing it for me

I do not support that movie in any way, shape, or form.

Please do not unfollow me for that reason

what the SHIT tumblr?

If tumblr does this shit on my blog, please let me know so I can delete them. Leave it to 50 shades to use a marketing ploy that forces something you don’t want on you without your fucking consent.

^^^YES PLEASE.

marauders4evr:

lilyatethepizza:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

bubble-squash:

thatonenerdwhofangirls:

mr-egbutt:

wrestlingcrocs:

melancholy-d-r-e-a-m:

wrestlingcrocs:

ledzipline:

we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies

justin bieber

robin thicke

tony abbott

lawrence lockman

perez hilton

nash grier

This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags 

THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.

Hosted by Ellen

mikasoranocosplay:

fmhartz91:

bittermahogany:

pandamelium:

You have no idea

how much I want this

I haven’t seen it really in the comments but can we talk about how Nemo doesn’t have a right hand? He doesn’t have a right hand just like in the movie his fin is messed up and I think that’s perf.

But does that mean that Gil is hiding scars under his sleeve? Remember what his fin looked like after he landed on the dental tools…

I need pictures of Gil shirtless for reasons.

smurflewis:

So I’m in Calculus and the teacher is handing out our tests. He gets to this kid’s name and it’s Odysseus.

Seriously. That’s his legal name. He goes by Jake and hates it that the professor insists on calling him by his real name.

He wasn’t in class today and the professor asked “Who’s Odysseus.”

Without thinking I said “He’s nobody.”

Literally this is the first time I’ve spoken in class and now the whole class thinks I’m a horrible person.

justplainsomething:

totaleclipseofthedick:

I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class

jakelong95:

crunchier:

people told me they gained over 50+ when i did this the other day so yas

wtf i gained over 80 thank u crunchier this is dope