Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”
#or when you can’t think of anything to say sigh dramatically and yell LINE
I ADORE THIS.
Are you telling me that there are problems between Marvel’s Agent Carter fans and Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D fans?
Let me see… they are two absolutely amazing shows with fantastic characters….. both are Marvel’s shows. So why should have been problems now?
Besides, have you really…
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
PLEASE EXPLAIN
Girls don’t want boys, girls want Agent Carter to get six full seasons and a movie,
Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever considered weaponizing gay?
Unfortunately, yes, yes they have.
IM GONNA PISS
Dear young females,
if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable.
demand respect.Replace the “me” with “you” and its perfect. Never make it sound like you’re the one who is in the wrong.
YES
fights in the s’chn t’gai household must be wild. like “father, i find your behavior illogical” “my son spock, it is your behavior that is illogical” two weeks pass without them speaking to each other at all after those intense accusations were flung
RDJ is 5’ 8½”
Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time
Chris (6’ 0½”)
Problem solved.
I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.
always reblog rdj in his hooker heels
bisexuality is a lot like spock. he’s both human and vulcan. however, humans view him as being strictly vulcan and vulcans view him as a human blight.
…shockingly accurate, and also an excellent reference.
I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”
So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what
in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap
it’s chill, he’s just comparing by width
It’s so fucked up how people say that there shouldn’t be an increased minimum wage because “those people just flip burgers,” or “those people can’t spell.” Like, first of all fuck your generalizations and second of all NOBODY should have to starve and suffer for some petty bullshit. What kind of piece of shit are you that you honestly believe some people should struggle to live?
ppl w nonbinary genders are not all just “between” male and female. gender isn’t a male/female zero-sum game pls stop
this took me a while to unlearn, until someone basically said “look, colors are a spectrum. if you assign pink to women and blue to men, that doesn’t make every other color a variation of purple”
^potentially helpful way to conceptualize this
Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:
- If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
- If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child
Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?
i dont want you to forget Leelah Alcorn
i dont want you to forget Tamir Rice
i dont want you to forget Eric Garner
i dont want you to forget Micheal Brown
i dont want you to forget those who die everyday due to hatred
dont let 2015 start off as a way to forget those who die of racism and transphobia.
The most dangerous thing society teaches boys and men, especially white boys and men, is that their emotions are objective logic and reason and that anyone who disagrees is being irrational.
Wow she slept with ten different guys that is so
not my place to judge because a woman can do whatever she wants and sleep with whoever she wants because it doesn’t affect me.
