Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

#but until I reach that point I’m a fucking delight and you should appreciate that

burdenedwithglorioushiddleston:

totallyfubar:

Here’s the rule about telling someone about something wrong with their appearance:

If a person can fix it in 5 minutes or less, tell them

If they can’t…

That’s actually a really good way of putting it.

hime1999:

charmsandspells:

I would defend Peggy Carter with my life but she can probably do that herself

I will just sit here and hold her purse while she slams people around.

ladyknucklesinshape:

health-happiness-life:

There are more people with eating disorders than there are with green eyes

You have more chance of surviving certain cancers than you do an eating disorder

Eating disorders have the highest mortality rate out of any psychiatric illness, largely due to heart failure or suicide

Now tell me it’s a lifestyle choice, a diet, “just a phase”.

Y’all better be listening and telling everybody about this. Shit is serious mane.

untexting:

THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR PEOPLE WHO TREAT ANIMALS POORLY. 

driftingthroughtheskies:

hogwartsforeverhome:

hanadoodles:

PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.

Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.

AMEN TO THAT

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

crazywolfchick:

EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT CORRECT GRAMMAR AND NO ONE REALIZES THAT GRAMMAR  CHANGES.

JUST AN UPDATE: THE LATEST AMERICAN GRAMMAR CONFERENCE DECIDED TWO THINGS.

ONE-THE OXFORD COMMA MUST BE USED BY K-12 STUDENTS.

TWO-IF HE/SHE SINGULAR PRONOUNS DO NOT DESCRIBE THE SUBJECT GIVEN, THEY/THEM MAY BE USED AS A SINGULAR PRONOUN, BUT ONLY IN REFERENCE TO A PERSON.

Love,
Your friendly English major

mangolicioustastytasty:

mangolicioustastytasty:

Omg so I’m watching frozen for the first time and Hans is so cute can I wrap him up pls

AND SUFFOCATE HIM BC I WAS WRONG MAN I WAS WRONG

indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

except then the job of the decoy got popular

like, really popular

like… worryingly popular?

reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

badassfondren:

nerdy-and-conservative:

leviosaaahhh:

invertedgender:

Boys, romanticize yourselves. You are a king. You are a warrior. You are an enchanter. You are an angel. You are a god. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.

You know, that’s the first time anyone’s ever told me that

That’s sad, because you deserve the chance to be as much of a prince as I get the chance to be a princess.

That’s really needed actually, thank you.

deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

bookiesbooty:

weirdnwise:

Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their fucking life at 1am or when vodka fills their veins all they’re going to wonder is why the hell they weren’t enough for you and it will slowly tear them apart, and just because you aren’t there anymore doesn’t mean it isn’t your fault because every “I love you” that you ever said will echo in their god dammed head and no one deserves that.

I’m going to reblog this again.

anneapocalypse:

I Didn’t Think I Shipped It But The Fic Writers for This Ship Really Brought Their A Game: a memoir.

lagiiacrus:

me: yes!!! i fell good about myself!! i am confident and happy and am proud of what i enjoy!!!

someone else: says something vaguely insulting about something i like

me: i am so sorry i am a terrible awful person i hate myself so much i am just so awful i should just go die

greymatter13:

Alec: “I’m just very good at what I do.”

Parker: “This is the score! The score!”

Alec: “Age of the geek, baby.”

Eliot: “Somebody kiss this man so I don’t have to.”

–Leverage (The Nigerian Job, S1E1)

mauridianhallow:

starkid-nerdfighter:

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Fuck right off