Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Things I Should Be Doing

• so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

• any of that

bullied:

me after finals:

trust:

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im gonna do that thing where u message someone randomly asking for ur sandals back ill keep u guys updated

oh my god

people are so nICE ABOUT THIS

things have taken a dramatic turn

dammit my cover is blown

PEOPLE ARE WAY TO NICE ABOUT MY NON EXISTENT SANDALS

IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE

averyfunimationchristmas:

ineedchocolatemilknow:

funimationentertainment:

*grabs own boob not for any sexual reason but just because it is squishy and soft and my boob*

oh sure but when i do it people tell me to “let go of my boob, michael”

yea bc thats sexual harassment also ur not funny 0/10

bonesinmyblood:

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

teachers are told to get in between boys when they’re fighting because once they lose eye contact they’ll calm down but teachers are told to stay out of the way of girls fighting because they will fuck your shit up

skyewward:

b00k-freak:

nicolaclaus:

So I assume the one that Ward likes then is Skye? Which is interesting. 

And also adorable. 

fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

deaf-clint:

literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan

johnwatsonschafingpenis:

persephoneholly:

The only time a man gets a say regarding someone’s abortion is when it’s his body being pregnant.

The only time a woman gets a say regarding someone’s abortion is when it’s her body being pregnant.

If you are not the pregnant one, you don’t get a say in someone’s abortion unless the pregnant person asks your opinion.

Finally finding a trans-inclusive post about abortion rights.

Bless

averagefairy:

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

fushimiism:

Act 2, Scene 1 of Twelfth Night?

a-spoon-is-born:

ychr:

turtlerollingdownhill:

hi everyone

I know tumblr is all “omg” about bath bombs at the moment I’m here to be your resident killjoy

just make sure your bathbombs don’t have sugar in them because HOLY URINARY TRACT INFECTION BATMAN

same goes for a lot of artificial perfumes

i don’t use bath bombs but reblogged because very few people deserve to have uti

see also: yeast infections

c-parks:

beerandbelles:

c-parks:

obama wants to make community college free for everyone and if you think that’s a bad idea then you need to get out of my face.

YEAH ON WHOS DIME????

oh no!! our tax dollars going towards something that’ll significantly better this country?! blasphemy!!

intheicyairofnight:

I can’t believe how long it took me to realize that the “nagging wife” sitcom stereotype is literally just “useless husband is incapable of doing his share of the housework despite being repeatedly asked” framed to demonize the woman

eziocauthon89:

homuratrash:

generaltysonofthecyclopsarmy:

remember that time uncle iroh was going to get mugged

 

and instead iroh had a cup of tea and a chat with the mugger and told him that he believed in him and thought he could become a good masseur

UNCLE IROH IS SO IMPORTANT

And before he even did that, he gave the man pointers on stance and grip

abomasnow:

hector-inhale:

abomasnow:

itswhatyouwant-need:

abomasnow:

reasons you should fuck me:

• my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind

Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!

i’m a boy

Why would a guy post that ?

have you ever heard of homosexuals