Cool Names For You To Name Your Children
- Farquaad
- Farquaad II
- Farquaad III
- Farquaad IV
- Farquaad V
You could call them the farsquaad
i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on
never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer
Damn, how could I forget?
Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast
Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo
- Every introvert is different.
- No seriously actually that’s it.
- No two introverts will actually be exactly the same.
- It’s like we’re almost different people and introversion versus extroversion is just about how you gather energy, not about how you enjoy spending it or related in any way to social anxiety, clingy personalities, or a general feeling towards humanity on a whole.
- We all love comfortable pillows though.
Oh.My.God.
There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!
THAT RESPECT WOMEN?
THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?
What.is.happening.
Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!
the fact that this is shocking is saddening.
The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”
“you have nice bone structure” can either mean “i find you aesthetically pleasing” or “you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war”
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
I love seeing medical articles with photographs depicting period cramps like this
when it actually feels more like
also i wouldnt be wearing those light colored pajama pants if i were her
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
designing and animating a diverse cast of women is hard
translation: we’re afraid to make women look different and “ugly” by giving them emotions that aren’t cutesy and cuddly because that would give people the idea that they’re human and not dolls to sell for Disney profit
this post is back and 10x better
you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like
oh
when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”
was I supposed to sing that to the tune of pompeii? because that’s what happened
“what is shipping?”
pretty much…
i cant believe im hesitating making this post but
if someone has a comfort object, like a blanket or a stuffed animal or anythign that they have to sleep with in order to make them feel secure or positive, don’t fucking make fun of them. i don’t care where it is or why you feel that it’s funny or childish, but don’t make fun of them.
And don’t you fucking take it away from them.
THIS
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement
UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
For rainnecassidy, the band is going to have to wait a little bit longer.
She taps her pencil irritably on the table as Deputy Director Hill made formal introductions to the Team about their new coordinator; i.e. her, Darcy Lewis. Totally…
Petition for Darcy Lewis to make a cameo, and become a regular, on Agents of SHIELD.
joking aside we totally could start a petition for something along those lines (even though let’s be real, Dennings has a show but let’s start with a cameo) and then send it to Whedon/Marvel/ABC or something…