Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win: Archive

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“You used to be nicer.”
Ummm more like I used to let you walk all over me and now that I know better you’re mad that I won’t take your bullshit anymore.

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neeneeranae:

chevronstardust:
rabioheab:
internet jokes come and go but bad fanfiction is eternal
you may even say bad fanfiction is
immortal
no

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dondaario:

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

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Things voldemort should have made into horcruxes:

downwithdumbledore:

A penny, he then should have gave that penny to a stranger and told them to pass it on , the result would be Harry Potter never being able to find the penny.
His underwear , who wants to have to take someone’s underwear off of them?!
A dead battery, who would suspect that?
Lily and James’ tombstone. Could harry destroy his parents graves?

I think…I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of Portkeys. Horcruxes have to be important to the maker, not just random things.

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alantvring:

sherlock’s face because he’s leaving john forever
john’s face because sherlock is leaving forever
and mary’s just like lol rofl lmao, best day ever

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tiauska:

I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful

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judg1ngy0u:

lunarlore:
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
That kid is me

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thewinchestersandthedoctor:

ineffably-crowley:
badwolfonbakerstreet:
do-you-have-a-flag:
the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice
#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM
B E A M A N
THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I SING MULAN

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#exactly how i sing it

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#oh dear god #that is perfection #could you take your unholy attractiveness elsewhere

joichang:

riddlemetom:
unfollower:
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you style that hair lil’ dude!
and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.

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sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

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#adler #this is the plan #if i ever get a dick pic this is the plan

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"James Bond is an Englishman. He has always been an Englishman and should always be played by Englishmen!"

curvesincolor:

A Partial List Of Men Who Are Not English
Sean Connery
George Lazenby
Pierce Brosnan
A Partial List Of Men Who Are English
Idris Elba
Tell me again how your objection to Idris Elba playing James Bond is rooted in his identity as an Englishman.

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#if idris elba becomes james bond #i will watch james bond #after i pull myself together from being a little puddle of glee #and lust

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crabs-in-general:

theblueboxiscoming:
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to

spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
oh yes instrumental

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#perfect post is perfect

crabs-in-general:

theblueboxiscoming:
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to

spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
oh yes instrumental

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secretlylalonde:

If you don’t read my tags you’re missing out on 95% of my personality

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boywhocriedwerewolf:

ohmycarveredlund:
nepeta-lives:
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
#this sounds like a teen wolf script

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loungezombie:

katyissuperawesome:
zethian:
Legolas what the fuck happened to your elf eyes
LEGOLAS WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR ELF EYES SEE
fun fact: Orlando Bloom’s eyes are naturally dark brown, but when playing Legolas wears blue contacts. but in the LOTR films sometimes they forgot to put the contact lenses in.
In the Hobbit films they seem to have taken extra care to remember the contact lenses…
that is actually hilarious