Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.
He brought it to school today and I’m just-
how
is all of that
frickin sugar?
holy jesus
wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries
How did he even bring that cake to school????
is ur dad the cake boss
everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”
I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.
Hey, my parents met harassing their Shakespeare professor, I love stories that basically start with ‘let’s fuck shit up’.
I got catcalled while I was walking the other day and I couldn’t think of anything clever to say so I just made the most hideous shrieking noise I possibly could.
I heard the guys in the car go “the fuck?”
Am I the only one who doesn’t like Cal or trust him with Skye?
- If Daisy is Skye, then Cal is Mr. Hyde, and he was a villain. Nothing good can come from that sort of backstory.
- He’s obviously very unstable. Probably THE most unstable character on the show. He can barely help himself, how does…
okay my teacher wanted a story that’s gonna shock him
so i wrote him a cute little story about a couple fletcher and mia falling in love
and the last sentences of story are
“so… what is your full name? i mean what is mia short for?”
“michael”
because my teacher is kinda homophobic, i am gonna force him into enjoying a fluffy love story with no gender pronouns and well what a shame you liked a story about a gay couple sorry man
- “You rubbed my lamp, I am your genie but I kinda suck at using my magic so bear with me here” AU
- “I was digging in my garden and I found your time capsule with a bunch of weird stuff in it, sorry I went through it” AU
- “Yeah yeah I’m the person who tripped and fell on their face to get to the…
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
FINE
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
FINE
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
FINE
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label.T H I S
I know I’m following all the right ppl because when someone says ‘x gets so much hate in the fandom’ I’m like ???? I have not seen any of it
feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did
some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.
oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.
Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.
AMEN TO THAT
why are mini m&ms so much better than normal m&ms
because there’s this thing called the square-cube law (x) which basically says that as volume decreases, so does the surface area, but not as quickly (by the square of the scaling factor, instead of by the cube), which means that smaller m&ms have a higher candy:chocolate ratio than normal ones
i was gonna call u a nerd… but.. thats actually….kinda…interesting
do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life
Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.
that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras
Omg I can’t
As a guy I second this.
I bet you anything any time people ask Clark Kent about how he’s doing he says “super” and Lois just quietly groans every time.
Things that don’t make you less of a feminist:
- Being in a loving relationship.
- BDSM.
- Being submissive.
- Wearing makeup.
- Being a housewife.
- Wearing dresses.
- High heels.
- Shaving.
Things that do make you less of a feminist:
- Shaming women for doing any of these things.
Thank you
Yes. 10000x thank you.
okay so last night i was really tired and i remember writing something down to make a tumblr post
so i opened up my laptop and an index card came out
and i vaguely remember writing it but i forgot what was in it so i opened it up…
what
the
fuck
At least it worked???
That is a beautifully drawn figure of an egg playing a piano.
*becomes a US history teacher to instill anti-American sentiment into the minds of the next generation*
THATS WHAT ITS FUCKING ALL ABOUT
finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing
reblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know
