Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win: Archive

rockandrollchick:

According to Bible, Lucifer was ”seal of perfection” and ”perfect in beauty”. I guess we could say he was
…
fine as hell.

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garydactyl:

I hit on my friends more than I hit on my crushes

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#adler

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U KNOW WHAT? I HOPE UR CRUSH NOTICES YOU AND REALISES HOW NICE AND LOVELY AND FUNNY AND SWEET AND KIND AND BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE AND YOU BECOME THEIR CRUSH BECAUSE U DESERVE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS AND WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCE OR PRINCESS AND LOVES YOU WITH EVERY PART OF THEM

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#the second one #i need it

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#shang

plaguepuppy:

to all of my underage followers with shitty parents:
i am your parent now. i love you, you are valid, i’m making lasagna for dinner and your bedtimes are never

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#i'm seventeen #and i have it on fairly good authority that i make a great parent #but i'll probably cuss a lot and snark a lot and yeah

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papier-feuilly:

Reading about Alexander the Great is so much more fun if you add ‘no homo’ to the end of his gayest exploits:
“yo, hephaestion, you know who was totally rad? achilles. i’m gonna constantly publicly compare myself to him, so you should totally do the same with his bud…

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#history according to tumblr #alexander the great #yes homo #all of the homo

alfakyn:

If someone says dont touch me, please dont
laugh and obnoxiously say “Touch. Touch.” While poking them
put your arm around their shoulders/grab their arm
say “why are you so sensitive? jeez, touchy!”
keep touching them in any way shape or form
Please do
remove your body part from their body part unless you wish for your body part to be ripped the fuck off

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vardaesque:

linadivorceeofl:
lundsdotter:
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
Gentlemen.
A FULLY EXTENDED MODERN LONGBOW GEE GREAT THANKS NOW ALL I SEE IS A WOMAN FIRING A FUCKING BABY OUT OF HER UTERUS AT AN ARCHERY TARGET

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witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

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#shang

Oh. My. God.

scorntrooper:

deatheatersarebad:
deatheatersarebad:
Right so I bought this cute new umbrella with clouds!
I took it out for the first time today and got home and looked at it and look! Look!
I couldn’t believe it! I went out again in heavier rain and look!
Rainbow clouds! My umbrella is magic!
I am a happy bun.
Reblogging this in the daytime because I feel it is important.
OH MY GOD I NEED ONE!!!!

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stardust-rain:

i ship a lot of otps, ot3s, brotps and foetps, but i will never ship anything as fiercely as i do ‘ragtag bunch of misfits turned found family’.

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#leverage #avengers #everything #i just love the found family thing #it gives me life

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#i ship it so hard

Schools: we're so poor
Schools: we have no money
Schools: we can't afford to get you better/good/any equipment
Schools: That includes food supplies and kitchens
Schools: we can only afford windows 98, you'll just have to make do with slow computers. But finish this 2 hour task in 45 minutes.
Schools: We can't afford new books
Schools: we can't afford new art supplies, just put water on this rock hard paint from 1959, it'll work.
Schools: We can't afford new sewing machines, just hand sew it or break your hand on the broken ones, but i expect you to make a fuckin dress in 3 lessons.
Schools: *buy 20 foot signs to say how great the school is*
Schools: *buy public transport ads to say how well-equipped they are*
Schools: *buy ipads for every teacher*
Schools: *buys a wii that's only ever seen on open days/evenings*
Schools: *builds a new staffroom, despite the old one being fine???*
Schools: *builds a fucking glass dome in the field what the fuck? Never use it*
Schools: *buy laptops for teachers, despite the student ones being from fuckin 1801 or some shit*
Schools: *build classrooms going into the sky or some shit?*
Schools: *on parents' evening* wE'RE POOR AS SHIT DONATIONS WELCOME

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#pretty much

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felonyvandyke:

i want trans kids to be safe so badly.

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#so satisfying

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#important shit #VERY IMPORTANT #very important shit

cybernotter:

pizzapuffs:
No media about the fact that there’s a All Male, African American High school on the southside of chicago who year after year has a 100% graduating senior class who ALL get accepted to 4 year universities/colleges.

they just want to talk about how whether a person’s death on the southside is gang related or not.
WHAT
This is ridiculously impressive.
I’m just looking up sources, and the statistics are really incredible.

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Reblog This If You Think Boys Can Wear Dresses

littlegaybat:

My mom just told me that because I’m a boy, I can’t wear dresses.
Like, sometimes I just wanna dress up all fancy in a dress and be a bomb-smashin booty-rockin drop dead diva, okay?
She wants me to get rid of my dresses because I’m a boy, but I wanna prove a point to her.

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#you rock those dresses bro #you go

ziamsitonmyface:

i wanna thank the ao3 guys for making the page look like an academic website so that i can read fanfiction in the library so that people think i’m doing research for a paper when i’m actually reading about two guys fucking

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#oh my god #i'm laughing my lungs out

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amuricasinger:

hellredsky:
firewuurk-eyes:
saphire-dance:
I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.
We should be funding this
add women jeans with real pockets please.
and leggings with secret pockets

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xcxcxbx:

fleurbot:
Do not let adults steal this generation from you. Relish in selfies. Snapchat pictures of coffee to your friends, huddle around an iphone to watch Vines. Shamelessly love this generations commodities, like how your parents loved THEIR commodities, like disco or Hammer Pants or whatever else. Do not let angry adults take away your chance to experience the uniqueness of right now.
I really love this post

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uzusanageyama:

stuck in the constant limbo between “really excited about my own writing” and “pretty sure I can’t actually write”

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best friend: [exists]
me: oh my god. oh my god
me: [will smith pose]

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#adler #moriarty

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I hate my friends

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:
wingsofjusice:
youknowwhat-kissme-cas:
lunaticphan:
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

We’re closing on 600,000 people, what did he say?

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“Don’t set yourself on fire to keep others warm.”—a friend told me this today and honestly it might be my new motto for 2015 (via msh30)

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#always reblog chris evan's softcore porn phase #plus smart commentary

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

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#christopher lee #goddamn sir #you got your shit together #humanity has its moments and i'm pretty sure they're all this guy's