Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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#and a lot of us also watch porn let’s be honest‘girls don’t have to clear their internet history’
let me explain you a thing
what
And this:
Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.
And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.
With good acting
And generally better knowledge of the female anatomy
Guys: incognito windows. I swear to God. Incognito Google is the way to go. Never met a guy who knew what it was, though, not going to lie.
if you have someone in your life who genuinely cares about how your day went, and listens fully to the fucked up shit that goes on in your mind, and answers your texts or calls you back, and lets you know you’re important to them and/or generally makes you feel cared for, you’re really fucking lucky and i hope you tell this person you appreciate them and i hope if they treat you right and make you feel safe and loved, you hold onto them really tight.
Dear young females,
if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable.
demand respect.Replace the “me” with “you” and its perfect. Never make it sound like you’re the one who is in the wrong.
YES
lets play “which download link is the real one”
FUN FACT real download links won’t move if you drag them along with your mouse so if it does drag it’s an ad!!
stop texting, vining, instagraming, tweeting, using ur phone and driving. idc how good of a driver u think u are because ur not. it’s so fucking selfish, ur not the only person on the road and if ur gonna drive it deserves ur full attention. it literally only takes one second, if that, of ur attention being on ur phone for an accident to happen.
I would defend Peggy Carter with my life but she can probably do that herself
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.”
“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.
Hi! I’m Kayla, a junior (11th grade) high school student who’s preparing for the transition to college. Annually, my school has a College Tour trip for junior students to take a two day tour of colleges located in north Florida. It’s a great experience, we visit eight colleges, meals and hotel fees are covered, and it’s much cheaper than visiting each college individually on your own. Only problem is, I do not have enough money to cover the full cost, and being the daughter of a Black single mother, money doesn’t just happen to become available to us. I am asking, begging really, for help to pay for this trip as soon as possible. I plan on going to college to be an OB/GYN or something in the medical/engineering field, and this trip will help me determine the path I want to take in the near future. If you’re able to make a contribution, I owe you eternal debt and I would just like to say in advance, thank you so much. Any amount is appreciated, and thank you for helping to support me.
Guys, can you please donate or like/reblog this for me? It would honestly mean the world, and though I can’t offer you anything in return except for like a follow or a nice message or anything else that’s doable via tumblr, I would be eternally grateful, you have no idea. Thank you for caring.
why cant our skin be transparent
cuz thats fuckin gross
but imagine how cool it would be to see your heart do the thing
You mean “pump?”
HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO FEW REBLOGS you people are making me feel so old and I’m really not even an adult yet.
we still have one of these in my house… it doesn’t get used, but we still have it.
do people really not remember…..?
a relic from the past ages
I still have two.
My brother came to me and said “What would you do if I was bisexual?” And I said “I’d laugh because that means our homophobic parents had TWO queer kids.” And thats story of how me and my brother came out to each other
Virginity is a social construct but if someone cares about their first time having sex and wants to wait etc then that’s also okay. The first time having sex can mean nothing to someone or can mean a lot to someone and you shouldn’t shame their decision either way.
To all trans people
Whether you’re out and proud, totally stealth, still in the closet, or struggling to find the identity that is your truth,
Thank you so much for existing. You’re so important.
That made me choke on my coffee. I hope you are happy.
It sounds more like Tony or Clint trying to write fanfic as Steve. Where as Steve probably worked on tijuana bibles to make rent, and had a love of books and erotic poetry that is rekindled in the future. The internet, so helpful. If he chose to write it would probably be semi decent and filled with more expletives than one would suspect.
Steve is the trolliest troll to ever troll and not a goddamned person in the world believes that the stories he write would ever be by him, the world suspects that all the literary porn is written by some cracked English Lit student when really its by a superhero who plays up to his role of being a shining beacon of purity.
Now imagine Darcy fangirling over this ‘anonymous’ fic writer, who is actually Captain America.
I am here for Peggy protecting women
I am HERE for Peggy and Jarvis bro time
I AM HERE FOR PEGGY HAVING “I’M THINKING ABOUT STEVE” MOMENTS
I AM HERE FOR PEGGY CARTER
The good thing about being a girl is that you can sit in class and think about hardcore sex and no one can tell.
