Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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As I am sure any cat owner will be able to tell you, someone else putting you in a box is entirely different from getting into a box yourself.
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
I wish it was socially acceptable to wear whatever we want and I’m just not talking about revealing clothes I’m talking about togas and full on Victorian dress and evening gowns for the hell of it. I mean imagine if people went around dressed like elves or dwarves from Lord of the Rings it would be fabulous I mean have you seen how hot that stuff makes you
God yes.
peggy carter is better than batman pass it on
That’s not fair to Peggy because it’s really not that hard to be better than Batman.
I don’t really meta or anything, but I just need to talk about how fascinated I am by Peggy Carter’s fighting style, namely the fact that it is completely fucking brutal.
Peggy Carter doesn’t fight in the graceful and acrobatic and decidedly feminine way Natasha…
yo can people stop pitting agents of shield & agent carter against each other agents of shield doesn’t have to suck for agent carter to be good just stop
Agent Daniel Souza on Marvel’s Agent Carter
is
a
TIME TRAVELLER!!!
But seriously, picture it. Daniel Souza, agent of the SSR, somehow ends up in our time, becomes a member of the NYPD, and assists Captain America in the Battle of New York.
CAN WE PELASE
TALK ABOUT HOW
HE IS LITERALLY
STEVE ROGERS
- badass women
- passes the Bechdel test
- cool case
- REFERENCES BOTH FILM AND COMIC CANON
- disabled character!
- absolutely perfect cast
- super awesome vintage clothes, sets, cars and music
- Peggy smashes the patriarchy
JUST A REMINDER THAT PLATONIC LOVE IS REALLY IMPORTANT AND I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FRIENDS THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH PLATONICALLY CAUSE THOSE FRIENDSHIPS ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND HONEST OK THANK YOU
One thing I’ve learned: when people end whatever they’re saying with “idk, I’m probably not making any sense,” it usually means they are telling you something very close and personal to them, something that’s such an integral part of their being that they have trouble putting it into words that do it justice.
Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.
Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?
how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
they apollo-gize!!
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
REVIEW: Marvel’s Agent Carter
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damn right
dAMN RIGHT
DAMN RIGHT
Cicero, circa 43 BC (via amandaonwriting)
“Recency illusion is the belief or impression that something is of recent origin when it is in fact long-established.”
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i love pulling out ancient quotes like this whenever someone starts complaining about This Generation and how we’re ruining the world
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DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS?
YEAH THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL WAS HAVING IT’S FIRST EVER MUSLIM PRAYER
HUGE RIGHT? Well this lady comes in during the prayer and shouts, “Jesus Christ died on that cross over there!” He is the reason why we are to worship only him. Jesus Christ is our lord and savior!”
guess who
She’s also this woman…
the legend continues
and the devil laughs
don’t fucking tell me that my talent is a “blessing” or a “gift.” it wasn’t given to me at all. i got to where i am today because i picked up a crayon in kindergarten and i haven’t put it down for 20 fucking years, not because some supernatural entity decided to sprinkle a little magic talent dust into my dna
“I wish I could draw!” No you don’t or you’d be drawing right now, you just wish drawing was easy.
SOMEONE SAID IT
Ok, so I know this is old as hell, but I had a bout of insomnia and revisited the Avengers movie and I need to talk about Natasha Romanoff.
First of all… everyone bitches about her suit and I just. I feel that’s unfair. Like, Cap wears a skintight suit too, and excess…
