Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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>reads fanfic
>looks at author username
>SEES ITS THE SAME USERNAME MY SISTER ALWAYS USES
>GOES TO SISTER TO ASK IF ITS HERS
>JUST READ PORN WRITTEN BY MY SISTER
make your tumblr the best space for you
you are not on this site to please others or cater to things that upset you
surround yourself only with the things you want to see
your dash should lift your spirits, make you think and smile
if it doesn’t, don’t feel bad about unfollowing or doing whatever you need to do that is right for you
first and foremost, ensure that tumblr is a safe, fun space for you
my brother’s girlfriend is like 5 feet 2 inches but she’s completely jacked like gymnastics/parkour/martial arts is her dealio and since she’s a female engineer + CEO at 24, she was being interviewed by a kid for a school project and he asked her “aren’t you scared the boys will make fun of you?”
and she just cracked her knuckles and said, “i hope they do.”
GOALS.
The end credit of the Avengers age of Ultron should be in the apartment where Thor’s hammer is laying on the glass table and the janitor (played by Stan lee in one of his cameos of course) walks in and lifts the hammer while whistling, wipes under it, and sets it back down.
i want quvenzhané wallis to host the golden globes and mispronounce the names of every single white man nominated
Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.
“High school is the best 4 years of your life.”
NO
STOP
YOU ARE LYING
YOU ARE A LIAR
YOU ARE LYING TO ME
I have been through high school and am now in college. I can tell you from experience anyone who says high school is the best time of your life is probably one of the people who made it hell for the rest of us.
Or an inveterate liar. College is SO MUCH BETTER.
this post is for anyone who feels a little lost right now. maybe you don’t know what your path in life is yet. maybe you hate your job. maybe you’re still in school and you’ve changed your major three times. maybe you’re confused about what it is that you want. maybe you know exactly what you want but have no idea how to get it.
you will figure it out. you are not dead yet. you are going to figure your shit out. i believe in you.
remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees
how many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc
it’s always the leaves oh my god
THE LEAVES THIS IS SO TRUE
For me it was bricks–my mother is STILL talking about how guilty she feels about the sentence “Oh my God, stop signs have writing on them!”
“I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school.
My classmates and I exchange glances. Well, yeah, we all seem to be thinking together. Isn’t that what they’ve been showing us since middle school?
and our mental and physical health.
DO YOU EVER GET THIS RUSH OF AFFECTION FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND LIKE WOW IM SO PROUD OF YOU YOURE SUCH A GREAT PERSON I LOVE YOU IN THE MOST LOVABLE PLATONIC SENSE
I really like this running theme of Peggy grabbing the nearest object and using it to attack people twice her size.
Episode 1: a stapler.
Episode 2: a briefcase.
Episode 3: part of a crate.
I can’t wait for episode 7, where she picks up Jarvis by the ankles and throws him into her attackers.
#DADDY I LOVE HIMyou know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
#bitch you don’t even know him
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like
poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people
this movie is so good
and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history
and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean
and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs
THIS MOVIE
It’s kinda funny how Skye’s alias is Quake and her real name is Daisy, and yet the name she gave herself is Skye. Like people are trying to tie her to the ground when all she wants to do is fly.
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT?
