Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

hello-im-a-tree:

hi-nu-roly:

shady-brain-farm:

So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.

oh dear god

this is what skin colour jokes should be like

necromancer:

This is the first image on the Wikipedia article for skeletons

WE RIDE AGAINST THE FUCKBOYS TONIGHT

hesanangelwithashotgun:

shinysamulet:

iamthetwickster:

hesanangelwithashotgun:

Dean loves Sam

Dean loves Cas

Dean hates Dean

Sam loves Dean

Sam loves Cas

Sam hates Sam

Cas loves Dean

Cas loves Sam

Cas hates Cas

Dean hates Metatron

Sam hates Metatron

Cas hates Metatron

Metatron loves Metatron

i love gabriel

Gabriel loves Sam

Gabriel loves Cas

Gabriel hates Dean

Gabriel loves Gabriel

Balthazar tolerates Sam

Balthazar tolerates Dean

Balthazar loves Cas 

Balthazar REALLY loves Balthazar

phosphorescent-naidheachd:

Here’s to the girls with the “ethnic” noses

Here’s to the girls who have noses with “character” 

The girls with big noses; the girls with broad, flat noses; crooked noses; hooked noses; bulbous noses; hawk noses 

You are striking in your beauty 

unfaithfl:

A lot of people tend to forget that Hawaii was illegally overthrown and Annexed into the United States. So if you wonder why natives are hostile towards America I hope you check your history cause even though we are forced to be American on paper, we are first and foremost Kanaka Maoli…not American.

littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

phantomdoodler:

my favorite pairings are the ones that you can’t even bring yourself to care if it’s platonic or romantic or sexual or all of the above they just need to be together and happy and happy together

taylorswift:

drinkingmaplelattes:

This is Maya’s dad she left her tumbler opened on my iPad. Hi Taylor swift

Hi, Maya’s dad.
Your daughter is insanely great, as you definitely already know.

Please video her reaction when she finds out you posted from her blog.
This should be good.

snizabelle:

theatomicboom:

ok you know what scotland where do you get off having all this cool shit and hot people and kilts and stuff

because look at these fucking things

THESE ARE FAIRY POOLS, YOU CAN FIND THEM IN THE ISLE OF SKYE AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

THEY’RE GORGEOUS

SCOTLAND STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME HERE

MOTHERLAND…

anninymouse:

My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”

lizthefangirl:

marvelswiftt:

The end credit of the Avengers age of Ultron should be in the apartment where Thor’s hammer is laying on the glass table and the janitor (played by Stan lee in one of his cameos of course) walks in and lifts the hammer while whistling, wipes under it, and sets it back down.

yes

xbrokenxstillx:

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

everyone’s making us make enormous life decisions at like 18

irisparry:

occupation: still going on and on about captain fucking america

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

“if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot”

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard