Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
So I’m in Calculus and the teacher is handing out our tests. He gets to this kid’s name and it’s Odysseus.
Seriously. That’s his legal name. He goes by Jake and hates it that the professor insists on calling him by his real name.
He wasn’t in class today and the professor asked “Who’s Odysseus.”
Without thinking I said “He’s nobody.”
Literally this is the first time I’ve spoken in class and now the whole class thinks I’m a horrible person.
why all the merdudes gotta have the cool ass shark fins? why can’t some merladies have cool sharkfins and the merdudes have some sparkly ass beautiful scales that you need metaphors about rainbows to describe
i wanna see a cute merlady with a fucking killer whale for half her body chatting up some cute merdude with a rainbowfish tail ok
come-to-never-neverland-with-me:
why y’all sleeping on this??
They’re currently in lebanon and its so fucking scary
Fuck I have family there I WAS BORN THERE AND I CANT DO A DAMN FUCKING THING
while you can’t bring back the lives of those 150 women, what you can do is donate money to the many relief organizations in iraq and kurdistan to save the lives of hundreds of other women and children here and here and here
I AM LITERALLY DEAD BROKE BUT YOU MIGHT NOT BE. I’m reblogging this in the hopes that someone might be able to help.
“you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-”
excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects me to still like them.
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
he’s perfect
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class
people told me they gained over 50+ when i did this the other day so yas
wtf i gained over 80 thank u crunchier this is dope
I JUST SERVED A CUSTOMER AND THEY WERE PURCHASING A CUCUMBER AND THEY WENT
“It’s for Valentine’s Day”
I REPLIED
“You must be lonely?”
THEY REALISED WHAT I MEANT AND NOW I’M SAT WITH A COMPLAINANT FORM IN FRONT OF ME.
Oh god it’s going around again
One of my best friends, ladies and gents.
Do not ground your child because you caught them putting a cigarette flame to their wrist.
Do not discipline your child because they have cuts on their thighs.
Do not threaten to put your child in a mental institution because their only escape is self-harm.
Do not teach your children that if they open up to you about the scars on their bodies, the only thing they will get in return is punishment.
I cannot stress this enough
how to be seductive:
- head tilt
- hooded eyes
- raised eyebrow
- little smirk
how to be evil:
- head tilt
- hooded eyes
- raised eyebrow
- little smirk
do you see the problem
This might win for favorite addition to my post.
a happy couple might’ve gotten married today
someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today
someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today
someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today
lots of interesting things might’ve happening today
we should celebrate
you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives
fun fact: IF SOMEONE SPECIFICALLY ASKS FOR NO MEAT DON’T GIVE THEM MEAT
they could have a FOOD ALLERGY or be a vegetarian/vegan and THEIR STOMACHS ARENT USED TO THAT KIND OF THING AND GET REALLY SICK
DONT BE A FUCKING…
girls hit your hallelujah
girls hit your hallelujah
giRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH
cause uptown funk gon’ give it to you causE UPTOWN FUNK GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU ‘CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU saturday night and we in the spot
don’t believe me just watch don’t beLIEVE mE just watch don’t believe me just wATCH DON’T believE ME JuST WATCH don’t believe me just watch DON’T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH hey hEY HEY OH
i was checking out who was on my blog and
whY
ARE YOU
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
i have been informed that this is hawaii
This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful
