notallbees:“• I can’t tell whether this is a date because you asked to see a movie but I’m still not sure you’re queer, and I’m toeing the line because maybe you’re just trying to make friends • One…
“Can we stop calling [children’s cartoon show] a show for kids now?”
Can you stop being so fucking embarrassed about watching a children’s cartoon? Can you accept the fact that you fall outside the show’s marketed demographic and that’s perfectly okay? Can you realize that mature themes exist in children’s cartoons too and doesn’t automatically make them for adults only?
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notesJust read the notes
I’m not gonna risk anything
I have boobs and it is glorious.
Do u ever wonder if, in a few decades, memes will be featured in history textbooks? As a part of history and internet culture?
Bc if my descendents even have to so much as read the words “skeleton” and “war” together I’m coming out of my grave to fuck shit upBut wouldn’t that actually start the skeleton war?
Fulfill The Prophecy
the other day my boyfriend wouldn’t cook me breakfast so i went to the lounge, changed our wifi password and refused to give it to him until he had made me something to eat
But if guy did that…
sorry to break it to you but i am a guy
A+ on liiiiife.
y’all keep saying that 2012 being the end of the world was a hoax but has any year since then actually felt real???
one of my favourite things about the fall out boy fandom is that there’s no kind of weird gatekeeper complex
like you can’t name five songs???? cool me neither their song titles are so long who can remember that shit
you dont know the lyrics??? man i can’t make out what he’s singing either
It’s just like “YOU LIKE FALL OUT BOY? WE ARE NOW FAMILY.”
Or alternatively “YOU DON’T LIKE FALL OUT BOY? WHAT THE FUCK, MAN, HOW DO YOU LIVE?”
May you wake up to cancelled classes.
I saw this and they canceled school tomorrow bless you
If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.

Jessica Williams in response to being told by feminists that she needs a self help group after saying she was under qualified for taking over Jon Stewarts position. (considering she’s 25 and at TDS for just a few years) Read more here.
Can I just explain how much I’ve loved Jessica and how significant her response to all this paternal “but let us save you, you poor soul!” response from Lean In™ feminists.
1) They love her because… why? I can’t be because of her intelligence and ability to be brilliant because automatically they infantilized her and stopped at nothing to reduce her to their imagined insecurity.
2) Can we just stop to think about how someone pointed out that “a man would never say they weren’t qualified.” There’s a reason for that. There’s a specific arrogance and entitlement with white patriarchy that says you must prove that you’re the best at everything. There is no strength, with hegemonic masculinity, in being thoughtful about your strengths and rooms for growth. Instead of adopting toxic points of view - Jessica is mature and intelligent enough to say that based on her FIRST HAND experience with working on the show, she know her abilities and knows that at this time this is not a venue she’ll pursue - DESPITE WHAT OTHER WANT her to represent for THEM. Like, you have to sit back and examine how the arrogance and entitlement really shows through in the feminist backlash she received. “How dare you not give us the feminist we deserve in this space. Make it happen!”
3) It is very eye opening. And saddening. Because, like I said, what do these feminists want Jessica to represent? Why do they like her? It has to be that they can say “we have a black female role model that we pushed to the top and can take credit for” because it CAN’T POSSIBLY be that they actually believe that she’s intelligent and brilliant at her work - because if they believed in her brilliance they wouldn’t have dared to be so condescending and patronizing. It proved to me that they don’t actually believe in her intelligence as a black woman. They only believed in her being a prop for them. Which is the worst. SHE IS NOT YOURS. Black women are not your props nor your objects.
And of course, Jessica Williams showed her strength and blatantly obvious wit in defending herself, her choice and intelligence in this situation. It only made me feel strong in myself. In the face of having such systemic factors trying to tear her down, Jessica spared no expense in letting everyone know how much her brilliance burns. But also, which is what this all is about, how much thought she obviously placed in her initial decision in the first fucking place.
(via newwavefeminism)
You have to wonder at what kind of loyalty James Potter inspired in his friends that Remus Lupin, who so feared the idea of being harming people because of his condition, was 100% willing to abandon those morals to avenge James’s death. And would’ve done so, had Harry not reminded him and Sirius that James would not have wanted to them to murder anyone for him.
trans lives matter and not just when its convenient and popular to think so
watch the notes on this post slowing down as it gets less convinient and popular to think that trans lives matter
If you ever think you’ve made bad decisions just remember what it must feel like to be one of the 12 publishers that turned down Harry Potter.
musicalluna:“you know what would be great? if a year or two down the road, fury discovers that it’s STEVE who’s the huge pain in his ass, not tony. tony’s getting his shit together and mellowing out…
This hasn’t been on my dash much, but on February 15th, 2015, Zander Nicholas Mahaffey, a 15 year old transgender male, commited suicide. He had a rough time at home and was constantly misgendered and yelled at. He wrote a suicide note over 3,000 words especially everything on his blog.
Please don’t forget Zander. We spread Leelah around, let’s spread Zander around. We need to stop families from murdering their transgender children.
Why does no one recognize the KKK as an actual terrorist group??? As an actual WHITE and CHRISTIAN and AMERICAN terrorist group?? Is it because they’re white? Is it because they’re Christian? Is it because they’re American? Or is it all three? Hm……….Guess we’ll never know………………
Keep reblogging this please I’m getting so much hate from racists it’s hilarious
if there was a way to make your blog have a smell, so that everyone visiting your blog automatically smelled it, what would you make your blog smell like?
“girls don’t know how to take a compliment” a woman at work today told me my hair looks like something out of a botticelli painting and made my entire week, so maybe the real problem is with the ‘compliments’ you give
That is the loveliest compliment!
so here’s a thought: who cares if food stamp recipients test positive for drugs. we still deserve food.
YO.
If you think people who are strippers are less than you. Please put on 6 inch heels, have thighs as strong as Wonder Woman, do an upside down split on a pole , and use the simple flick of cleavage to get a 50 and
then talk shit.I sure as shit can’t do that! Kudos ladies!
ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever
i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post
No one ever messages me. 😒
I got seven hellos & hi’s the last time i reblogged this
send me hellos :c
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS