Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal
sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them
well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal
Asexual mermaids being really pleased when an asexual sailor begins singing baritone counterpoint.
My 13 year old sister came out as trans to me last night and she feels so insecure and is scared she is going to end up another Leelah or Zander.
He now goes by Alex.
Let’s show my (BROTHER!) how much support is really out there!
He needs to know he can be supported and loved!
yzma:
zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.
there are no security titans in greek mythology. hera kills the entire audience and zeus does nothing
those of us who aren’t trans women of color need to do a fucking better job at everything. we need to support & celebrate & defend them when they’re alive first.
how to piss someone off:
leave the door open
HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON
- wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous
- wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines
YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
When men say, “I only fuck girls with tight pussies.”
Do you know what a tight pussy is?
An un-aroused pussy.
Your sex game weak.
Bye.
I’m glad this sentiment is gaining traction. Spread this shit like wildfire.
idris elba looks like how good cologne smells
Some screamer posts going around right now include:
‘Finding Dory Leaked!’
'Look at what Justin Bieber did’
'Gif of that dress changing color!’
please please please be careful.
also
'the manager says what color the dress is! turn up your volume’
for the love of god be careful
you know what i don’t get? when like, people write romance stories where two characters are so in love w each other its all magnetism, but they? don’t even have fun together? or are even nice to each other sometimes?
“our love could level a thousand mountains and conquer a million cities”
ok but… are you even… like….. friends????
Black tumblr is planning a blackout on March 6th where they will be posting selfies.
Stay out of it. This isn’t for us. Let them have this. Reblog and give them notes and visibility and show support, but keep your pieholes shut. Try to refrain from posting selfies, but if you do for the love of God do not tag it blackout.
This has been a PSA.
Having very serious conversations about fictional universes is one of my favorite things to do.
Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you…
white kid: if ur mexican why cant u speak spanish fluently :/
me: lemme hear u speak some of that 11% finnish 2% scottish 45% italian 31% dutch, 100% puta
not recognizing abusive behavior as abuse until you’re out of that situation is not at all unusual and does not mean your experiences are less real, less valid, that the abuse didn’t happen, or that you deserved it
#the hallmark of trauma is that it breaks your brain’s ability to build a consistent narrative#some researchers believe that’s the DEFINITION of trauma (via star-anise)
AND. Coming to the realization that something you previously thought was ‘just a bit tense’ or even completely A-OK was in fact extremely abusive it ROUGH AS HELL. Trust me, I speak from experience (my parents are fabulous people, but let’s call my extended family 'interesting’ and leave it there, mmmkay?) If you’ve got someone to help you through it, awesome, great (I had my mom, my best friend has me, someday she’ll help her sister, see how this works?), that won’t make it a lot easier because that’s not how it works, but it’s a pretty great thing to have someone who can confirm that you’re not crazy. But if you’re having to handle that realization on your own, I am so sorry, stay strong, you’re worthwhile, I love you so much, if you ever need to talk, you can talk to me.
don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return
It’s called creating jobs
actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’
The people who put the carts back after you leave them…
friendly fuckin reminder that Steve Rogers swears more goddamn times on screen than any other bastard in the entire MCU
god fuckin bless
