Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh
I have so many questions about the skeleton war like
1: why do skeletons hate fuckboys enough to declare war on them
2: do i have to be dead to join the skeleton war or can i just strip off my skin
3: are dinosaurs involved1) the fuckboys have no set gender or race, they are simply the bad people in this world and the skeletons hope to banish them
2) you can just strip off your skin
3) dinosaur skeletons are used as catapult launchers, so, yes, they are involved
I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
#’go fuck yourself i’ve been in the library all night studying and want to sleep’#’shove both the raven and the writing desk up your arse i need coffee’#*glares at door*#*door opens* (via)
Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.”
“…Technically, yes.”
“What’s that?” said one of the twins suddenly, pointing at Harry’s lightning scar.
“Blimey,” said the other twin. “Are you —?”
“He is,” said the first twin. “Aren’t you?” he added to Harry.
“What?” said Harry.
“Harry Potter.” chorused the twins.
“Oh, him,” said Harry. “I mean, yes, I am.”
”—Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
Bless this boy and everything that he is
(via prongsvssquid)
does anybody else just like
research things for fun
like you’re curious about something so you go read the whole wikipedia article on it and then read all the stuff the wikipedia article references and go to the library and read some books on it until you have all this new knowledge about a subject that actually has no real bearing on your life you were just kind of interested in something
The principal of my school is name Mr. Crowley and today I wasn’t thinking and I wore my “Vote Crowley for King of Hell 2014” shirt. I should also mention that I live in the Bible Belt. Whoops.
I think that’s the greatest thing I’ve read all day
when your otp does the kissey kissey and your heart does the screamy screamy
IM GONNA FUCKING CHOKE
other countries have their figure skating set to classical music and soulful movie soundtracks
and then there’s canada
so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously
so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
NaBrO
i’m done with all of you
So I finally found the science side
I’m watching the Age of Ultron trailer again and noticed that there are two brunettes at Stark Tower during the Avengers’ party. One I know is Maria Hill, but who is the second? Jane Foster? Oh god, please let it be Darcy.
when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face
she said “here’s your party hat”
and i was already trippin balls so I said
“yaAAY paaaarty”
and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug
i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope
Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve
