Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
Famous Viners?
thomas sanders and lele pons are the only ones that matter
what about gio volpe
Destin Conrad?
I love the true viners
what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that
#what the fuck happened herewhen she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
so being a reader is basically a constant struggle between deciding on reading what you bought recently, what you bought ages ago and should stop ignoring, and what you really ought to reread.
And then reading fanfic instead.
The accuracy is incredible
petition to include darcy in civil war for following reasons
1. she majored in poli-sci she’d be a wonderful assistant to clueless shield-running steve
2. i fucking want it that’s why
WE HAVE A REPUBLICAN CONGRESS
A DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT
POLITICS IS ABOUT TO GET REEEEEEEEEALLY INTERESTING
No it’s about to get really boring. I’ll give you a preview…
Obama: let’s do a thing.
Republicans: no.Also:
Republicans: we’re going to do this thing
Obama: That’s a bad idea
Republicans: *shut down government*
I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.
*grabs own boob not for any sexual reason but just because it is squishy and soft and my boob*
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
i love how after CAM’s dramatic unveiling of the bonfire footage and ‘look how you care about John Watson’ Sherlock’s just like
well bro, u got me
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“I’m on Tumblr mobile and can’t see the picture, but I’m 5000% sure that it’s-”
I’m on Tumblr mobile and can’t see the picture, but I’m 5000% sure that it’s Mr Fizzles sensing Im a liar
Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:
If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.
are you satan
you really do not live up to your url
