Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

iceb0x:

American Christmas: don’t be naughty or else you’ll get coal
German Christmas: don’t be naughty or else you’ll be kidnapped by a demon who stuffs you in his wheat basket and eats you

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

i took

a shower

bigheroholiday:

the amount of people that think these aren’t art forms angers me

draeneis:

junosunderland:

draeneis:

i think my favorite story is my bisexual friends father hating that she liked the same gender so he sent her to a catholic school an all girls school

an enclosed space with nothing but girls

I like to imagine him crossing his arms and thinking “why yes, this is a sound decision”

“the perfect plan”

radagaast:

“women shouldn’t have to wear makeup unless they want to!”

YEAH

“you don’t have to conform to society’s expectations of feminine aesthetics! ”

YEAH

“women who don’t wear makeup are better; i only like women who look good without makeup; women who wear makeup are fake; etc.”

NOOOOOOOOOOO

shen-gong-wtf:

lil-bit-ghei:

batmanismydriver:

s0cksy:

petition to start romanticizing brown eyes

The colour was rich like chocolate and soft as fur when she was happy, but when crossed, quickly became the rocks the ships shattered against in the storm.

I am immensely pleased with this.

Aw this made me happy

shen-gong-wtf:

lil-bit-ghei:

batmanismydriver:

s0cksy:

petition to start romanticizing brown eyes

The colour was rich like chocolate and soft as fur when she was happy, but when crossed, quickly became the rocks the ships shattered against in the storm.

I am immensely pleased with this.

Aw this made me happy

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

yrrard:

REFUSE to CONFORM to SOCIETAL NORMS, GENDER ROLES, or the HARRY POTTER EPILOGUE

vixyish:

maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.

darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

“thatkilljoy” living up to the url i see

chaotic-evil-gender:

chaotic-evil-gender:

‘it’s alright, we’re all girls here’ is like the worst coercive thing to say to a young girl who’s expressing she’s uncomfortable about a situation and the fact that it’s so rampant is pretty disgusting

but y’all like to forget girls can abuse girls right

reblog this

catsandwich:

catsandwich:

OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?

i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was 

rnemes:

snorlaxatives:

clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud

this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me

taekotanaka:

shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.

dnbjp:

luciferhasthebooty:

etnah:

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof

I always appreciate this.

narcotic:

I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed. 

churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

meladoodle:

In improv class we had to come up with a kinda neutral statement for someone to respond to and one of the guys said to me “hey did you hear they’ve stopped making socks?” and I just lost it. That shit is so funny. Why would they just stop making socks. I wanna explore that world.