Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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“Can I kiss you?” is probably the cutest thing you can ever hear someone ask.
Yes. Yes, let’s romanticize actually asking for consent verbally. Let’s stop making it out to ‘ruin the mood.’ This is so important.
#i actually understand less“you’ll understand when you’re older”
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:
A+: OTP
A: I love it
B: It’s really cute
C: Not a bad ship
D: I’m neutral on it
E: I don’t really like it
F: NOTP
N/A: I don’t know the ship well enoughBring it.
come on guys, i got nothin better to do
Eh, why not.
have you ever noticed how in ‘twelve days of christmas’ so many of the gifts are various birds? who has access to these many birds? why is this person receiving so many birds? can i receive this many birds? i want answers
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
Anonymous (the best advice you could ever give someone)
HOW DO I LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM INTERESTED IN KISSING THEM
#WITHOUT EXPLICITLY SAYING THAT I AM INTERESTED IN KISSING THEM#BECAUSE I CAN’T DO THAT
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
A+ gifuse
i DID actually while i was looking up owls a while back oh MAN they have incredible faces, like some kinda confused ghost who ended up in a bird and now just has to live with it
looks like they come in lesser and greater sooty flavors, and theyre both pretty similar except for their sizes (about 43 cm for the greater, 37 for the lesser)
theyre like someone took a barn owl and just lowered the brightness, threw some speckles in there, made their eyes a direct portal to the infinite nightmarish abyss, called it a day
the YOUNG SOOTY OWLS on the other hand dont even look like real animals. they look like someone made a dodo out of felt and accidentally left it in a dryer. owls are great
friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:
friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:
friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:
THERES A TON OF SCREAMING AND YELLING OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING IT SOUNDS LIKE A HOARD OF DINOSAUR-GOAT HYBRIDS BEING SLAUGHTERED IM TOO SCARED TO LOOK OUTSIDE OH MY GOD
turns out I forgot I live next to an elementary school and I’m not used to being home in the middle of the day when they have recess.
I hate all of you for reblogging this
i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen
do you realize how many people would be dragons
you say this like it’s a bad thing
u ever like have a crush but its not a crush its not romantic ur just like “-looks into persons eyes- u….r my bro………….4ever……………..our broship will never die…………..ill fight 4 u in HELL we ride……………..ride………….ride on the roads of bro hell 2gether………………………………..”
so i go to a private school where tuition costs more than most people make in a year and lemme tell you, rich kids are so unaware that they’re rich it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time
I go to a private school too and a while back I was complaining about how I was never home alone and a guy legitimately said “just buy a hotel room”
Rich kids are scaryThey really are.
i’ve been doing research about jobs/companies that are accepting of trans and the like since i’m going job hunting again next month, and i found this list, which lists trans-friendly businesses. it links to this page, a directory for employers.
tagging so people can see it, i figured this might come in handy for some people!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
