What if thunderstorms are just teenage angels playing drums?! And there’s God yelling at them to quiet down, but they’re like ‘FUCK YOU DAD WE DO WHAT WE WANT!’
So if Balthazar and Gabriel started a band
Don’t forget Lucifer
We were pretty kick ass, and then Luci decided to go solo
“Luci decided to go solo”
so much Bible in one casual phraseLmfao😂😂 luci no!
seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater
Reblog it. Now. We all know the dark truth
so can we talk about how the starfleet uniform shirt
IS APPARENTLY COMPOSED OF TINY STARFLEET INSIGNIAS
this is why HD was invented. for this moment
yo, we heard you like star trek, so we put some star trek in your star trek so you can star trek while you star trek
insigniaception
APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit
if you tHINK im gonna rewatch this 50 episode anime with you just because you havent seen it then you are absolutely right sit down we are marathoning this.
If it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time that means you should probably do it.
Time to fuck a blender
wait no
I love that it’s “wait no” as opposed to “WAIT NO” like you just kinda read it as:
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Who Look Like They Could Be Time Travelers. You will be amazed by how close they resemble people from the past.
They’re time-lords. I’m convinced. The Leonardo DiCaprio one is hilarious :D
That gif is the best gif ever you could use that as a reaction to like everything
have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?
i have so many questions
this is another one of those posts where you just sit back and open tag viewer
We have a winner
Don’t you dare tell me we have a winner
AND LET’S NOT FORGET MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE:
Thor is so distressed over the death of his brother Baldr that he drop kicks an unsuspecting dwarf into Baldr’s funeral pyre.
Fucking hilarious is what that is
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
so i brought a cardboard cutout of barack obama to class today
he was even my lab partner
no one really said anything…
i think we all just needed a little change
Is it me or do literally all highschool labs look the same.
every
single
oneI wasn’t going to reblog until the picture loaded and I totally thought I was my high school science lab
oh cool you like your parents? name three of their songs
“clean dat fuckin room up”
“what dem grades lookin like” (feat. my auntie)
“wake yo ass up bus come @6:45” (bad boy remix)
sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight”
I think people just haven’t completely grasped the concept that Sirius Black is the biggest drama queen of all time
no but
each follower you have looked at your blog and thought ”hey that person is cool I like them”
so if you think 100 followers aren’t many, think again
because 100 people genuinely like you
and if that doesn’t cheer you up I don’t know what does
you just made my day
after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
Nothing happened.
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.