MERRY CHRISTMAS,MY LOVELY FOLLOWERS!
THANK YOU FOR STAYING WITH ME THIS YEAR!
I LOVE YOU ALL!
is there a term for cockblock when two ppl with vaginas are involved??
clitoris prohibitus
Sounds like a fucking spell from harry potter
sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future
writing tip: if in doubt add more dragons. if not in doubt add more dragons. dragons dragons dragons. “but it wouldn’t work out” I hear you say YOU ARE WRONG AND NEED THREE MORE DRAGONS “but it’s a romantic drama” you tell me well tough cookies friend you’re gonna need like eight more dragons. nine more. like maybe twelve. DRAGONS
some Christmas themed feminism for u: all reindeer grow antlers but the males shed their antlers in late fall/early winter but female reindeer keep them until spring so all of Santa’s reindeer are female
i can’t believe that shrek started out as a film making fun of disney’s capitalistic crap and then three sequels, two holiday specials, one spinoff, one musical and unlimited amount of merch later became the very thing that inspired it’s originally satirical existence… you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Pompeii (Cinematic Version) - Bastille (accompanied by a twenty-piece string orchestra) (x)
HIS VOICE. WHAT IS HAPPENING.
i’m in heaven
I feel like when you’re writing, organizing chapters and dialogue is easy
but jfc, the amount of time it takes to constantly keep people moving and make sure they’re in the right spaces and trying to come up with wording for it is always such a shock.
Like, fuck, I made you…
merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year
What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?
This may have just changed my life
I just want to spend christmas break at hogwarts and go outside and throw snowballs and then eat a gigantic christmas dinner with friends from my house and go to honeydukes why can’t this be a real thing
It’s so adorable to see people watching AoS fpr the first time, having no idea about what’s going to happen and then they post like “OMG THEY KISSED!!!”
And I’m like…
*checks the clock* My sweet summer children, you have like 10 minutes left of that happines.