Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

benjpierce:

benjpierce:

i wonder how many ponytails i can put in my hair

25

i can put 25 ponytails in my hair

soloontherocks:

the-boy-with-the-kaiju-tattoos:

releasethemurderbirds:

a girl should always carry tampons because they can be used as a ward against immature boys

simply present one and watch the look of horror on his face as he is forced backwards

build a wall of tampons and no boy can cross

they will not summon the courage to breach the cotton wall

girl power

A BARRICADE OF TAMPONS

VIVA LE MENSTRUATION  

Liberté, Egalité, Ovarié

marvelcolm:

“what’s worse? getting kicked in the balls or childbirth? i guess no one will ever know haha”

as a cis male i feel like i should say getting a kick in my baloney pony would not hurt as much as having my VAGINA STRETCHED OPEN AND FORCING A TINY HUMAN THROUGH IT WHY IS THIS EVEN AN ARGUMENT HAVE YOU SEEN A PERSON IN CHILDBIRTH YOU CHICKEN FRIED FUCK

sarcasick:

opidiod:

justablueumbrella:

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

READ THIS

REBLOG THIS AND NEVER EVER FORGET IT

allmonds:

allmonds:

Well I completely fucked up 2013 who else is with me

Well I completely fucked up 2014 who else is with me

renew-leverage:

fiction-over-fact:

There is just something so satisfying about watching Christian Kane punch people on television. 

imagine-jim-bones-and-spock:

imagine spock going back to vulcan to be honored with an award for scientific excellency or whatever

and even though its an award ceremony its still very solemn theres no clapping or cheering when people come on stage

finally its spocks turn and as he bows to the high priest and straightens up to receive his medal he hears a REALLY LOUD whistle from the audience

and he turns around and jims in the middle of all these stone faced vulcans like

l1berum:

I basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

fucking-llama-hats:

may 2015 be filled with canon OTPs, successful tumblr posts, and good wifi.

yesimstacysmom:

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

I knew it, something about my dad just wasn’t adding up

maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

thegabbers:

crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future